drunk yoga 

when you go to your morning yoga class still drunk from the night before

omg drunk yoga was soooo hard today

drunk yoga by Becauseisaidso December 4, 2014

chemical yoga 

a chemical cocktail of xanax and muscle relaxers, used in conjuction to relax one's mind and body.

I couldn't sleep last night so I did some chemical yoga and it put my ass down.

I did chemical yoga, so I can't exactly move at the moment.

chemical yoga by G Lish April 23, 2005

Combat Yoga

When a couple decides to have rough intercourse.

Human 1: I've had a stressful day and want to let it out.
Human 2: Down for combat yoga?
Human 1: Ooh that's what I need!
Human 2: Game on!!

Combat Yoga by NobleKode December 2, 2014

front seat yoga 

The act of having some form of "intimacy" in the front seat of a vehicle. "Intimacy" can range from kissing to as much as full-on sex. Front seat yoga has been known to include making footprints on the inside of a windshield and the fogging of windows.

Kristin...my AC controls are all messed up in my car...were you and Jimmy engaged in a little front seat yoga on your date last night??

front seat yoga by jfwordsmythe March 20, 2017

Hot Yoga

Hot Yoga is a auto-erotic act which is accomplished only through a mastery of the flexibility gained by extensive practice of yoga and strong fecalphilial urges. To accomplish a Hot Yoga, one must be flexible enough to bend their head and pelvis close enough together to pass a bowel movement onto one's own face. There exists several positions and varriations, but ultimately must be done by either bending the head forward towards the crotch or with greater difficulty, bending of the head backwards toward the rectum and releasing a bowel movement of any consistency onto one's own face.

Steven practices Hot Yoga so he can dump on his own face when nobody is around to do it.

Tom worked on his flexibility for years just so he could give himself a Hot Yoga.

Hot Yoga by Humpergoat January 25, 2011

airplane yoga 

What you have to do when the airplane is so overcrowded you cannot walk. Always occurs during long 10+ hour flights. The plane will usually crash and catch on fire, making escape very interesting. A hole is commonly torn in the side of the plane as everyone hits the door at the same time.

I had to perform airplane yoga to fit into my economy seat.

airplane yoga by Coffin Henry June 24, 2006

Involuntary Yoga 

The odd and often uncomfortable positions an alpha male will contort his lover into in search of the hottest, most ball draining orgasm ever.

Man dude, I ran Jenny through a serious involuntary yoga class last night. I had her shoulders behind her knees at one point. No chance she’s walking without assistance today!

Involuntary Yoga by buddhiistboy May 9, 2020