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Wonka

The funniest person you’ll ever know. Very wonky (silly)
by G_girl February 1, 2018
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Wonka Whack

When you dick-slap her chin after anal.
After I unloaded in her ass, I gave her a sloppy Wonka Whack for good measure.
by DMixylodian August 25, 2021
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Willy Wonka

When you are mutually masturbating, while laying or standing back to back sharing a towel which is passed underneath both of your crotch. During masturbation, both partners “saw” the towel back and forth as if they were looking to dry their taints. One or more participants then begins to shit into the towel, with both partners continuing to “saw” the towel back and forth which spreads the shit all over both participants’ junk.
My girlfriend and I did a Willy Wonka last night. Her pussy tasted like shit the next day.
by WillyWonkasChocolateFactory April 16, 2021
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Willy wonka bowl

A bowl of never ending delight. Like the never ending gobstopper, this bowl seems to last forever
Man that thinh has lasted for 45 minutes, its a willy wonka bowl and a half
by Luciousmccain September 20, 2015
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Willy Wonka Bucks

A term that can be used when you want to enter a bet or dare a friend to do something stupid but don't want to put anything at stake. In other words, it's money made from "pure imagination".
Person 1: Hey Person 2 I'll give you 50 Willy Wonka bucks if you ask Person 3 out!
Person 2: Sure
{Person 2 does the dare}
Person 2: Where is my money?
Person 1: HAH here you go. It's money made from pure imagination!
by Deadest Man Walking November 14, 2023
mugGet the Willy Wonka Bucksmug.

Wonka sweep

Watching the Oscar’s just for Wonka to win every single category.
“God I should’ve just hung out with my friends, this years Oscar’s is a full Wonka sweep!”
by pumpkinpuncher1 March 10, 2024
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Willy Wonkaed

When you give somebody something in a video game because they say they are poor, but it turns out they tricked you and they are millionaires.
Timmy: This poor kid, he has no money
Poor kid: HAHAHAHAHHA
Timmy: OH NO I'VE BEEN WILLY WONKAED!
by ILoveDuckTales May 21, 2020
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