dead wind

A nautical term for wind directly opposing the ship's path

It may take longer to reach our destination than we expected due to some dead wind slowing our sailing.

by Ventus Mortum May 23, 2016

the wind took it

a blanket excuse to offset the blame for any kind of bad throw/kick/whatever in a ball or disc-centric outdoor activity. may even be used indoors.

Person 1: *serves a volleyball. volleyball goes backwards and lands on a roof.*
Person 2: you suck and volleyball and you suck at life! get off da field!
Person 1: the wind took it!

by cabbagemonster69 July 29, 2011

Chicken wind

The hot, meat scented air that comes out of the oven when you open it.

Adam: Dude what's wrong? You look disgusted.
Jerry: I just got hit with chicken wind. And I'm vegan!
Adam: Jerry seriously no one cares that you're vegan.

by im_jack_h June 17, 2016

wind chime

During sexual intercourse between a man and a women. The man will enter the girl from behind doggystyle and then lube up a small wooden or metal flute or whistle or possible combination thereof depending upon the size of the orifice. The male will then begin gradually going deeper and deeper into her vagina causing her colon to relax and forcing excess air through the flute or whistle to create a beautiful symphony of music to accompany her moans of pleasure.

Bob: So I was hanging out at this uppity piano bar last night talking to this real looker who just seemed like she was dying to get a cock in her. Turns out she just graduated from college and was really depressed because she'd never play in the orchestra again. Anyway, I told her I was a great conductor and took her back to her place where she let me jam her flute up her ass while riding her reverse cowgirl. Dude, her ass made the most beautiful wind chime I'd ever heard in my life. It definitely hit a high note when she came.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

wind monkey

a tornado that was sent to work the fields, also known as a wiggaboo wigger

goof 1: im sending you out to work the fields
goof 2: wibbity wibbity woaoaaoh
goof 2: and what do you call these
goof 2: WIND MONKEYS
goof 1: wiggaboo wiggers
goof 1: i caught this wigger staring saucy at my mistress

by evanger October 5, 2023

Bucket of Wind

The best up-and-coming podcast on the interwebs. The show is currently available on YouTube, Podbean, and GooglePlay - Coming soon to iTunes!

Bucket of Wind is my absolute favorite podcast!

by Bucketofwind January 31, 2018

winter wind

A solo piano piece written by Frédéric Chopin. It is also known as Etude Opus 25 No. 11, and infamous for it's fast and complex patterns of notes.

Wow, that 11 year old can play Winter Wind!
Nah, he's just asian.

by chopinyourdickoff June 8, 2016