um chucka willy

A dirty little ditty, recited by American school children during the 1970s, especially at summer camps everywhere:

"Um chucka Willy from the Coconut Grove, he was a mean mutha fucka you could tell by his clothes.

He had a black suede jacket and a big hairy ass. His balls were as big as the tits on Mama Cass.

He lined a hundred girls up against the wall and he sweared to the devil that he'd fuck 'em all. On the 98th one he had to stop, cuz a fraction of his balls were about to pop.

He went to the doctor and the doctor said, 'um chucky willy, your balls are dead!'

Written on his grave all pure 'n green, 'Um Chucka Willy was a fuckin' machine.' "

This exists in several similar variations.

You remember when we used to sing "um chucka willy"? Hahaha! Those were the days.

by petey man October 30, 2011

Big Dick Willy

a name of a badass, cool guy, who gets all the bitches.

When somebody asks for your name, say "Big Dick Willy."

by Swagmasta May 23, 2012

willy wonka special

A type of sex

I tell her bitch be gentle I'm trying to get the willy wonka special

by BDOG the king June 27, 2017

Willy-hat

A cute word for condom.

Don't be a prat, wear a willy-hat!

by Gee, Ro, Sarah and Bee May 6, 2005

willybinge

An excess of penis related activities in a short space of time.

What a willybinge at the weekend!

by bexibexibexi December 9, 2008

Willy napkin

A willy napkin is when some one ejects there jizz ( sperm ) into a tissue and then some one blows there nose in it ... or it can be used to abuse some think .

haha you just blew your nose in a willy napkin .

by Cgl_96 February 28, 2010

Willy Waggler

Someone who is a keen masturbater.

Mom: 'Just caught Andy jerking off again'

Dad: 'Again?! He's a right little Willy Waggler isn't he'

by Comfy94s July 12, 2011