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shaft knot

A herpes sore on the shaft of a penis. A friend who is just so irritating and won't go away.
Timmy is a friggin shaft knot, someone tell him to leave the party.
by MoTox345 (Tim) May 11, 2006
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thot knot

a knot that is tied in the front of your shirt that makes you look like a thotty
ew shes a thot she got a thot knot
by njhkjkhkjlh February 20, 2019
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get knotted

Means "get fucked" but nice. Used by Tripod (australian comedy trio) in a "song in an hour" challenge.
1) Tell them to get knotted.
2) Sometimes Adam and Will just need to learn, to get knotted.
by Blitzchris November 29, 2006
mugGet the get knottedmug.

crouch knots

Teacher, may I be excused. My crouch knots are flaring up. One is starting to swell.
by Trapdogg October 3, 2017
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Nit knot

Hair worn in a bun or knot on the top of the head by someone who hasn’t showered or washed their hair for a while! Potentially a breeding ground for head lice (nits) and other nasties!
I can’t be bothered to wash my hair today so I’ll just sport an amazing knit knot; nobody will notice!
by RockitMan July 26, 2019
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Hope Knot

The random, sloppy tying of ropes, strings and any other binding device into an "unofficial" knot to secure items.
In rough waves a sailor was in a hurry to secure his gear, he quickly tied the ropes into an odd "hope knot;" As in, "I hope this knot doesn't come undone!"
by TheArteestRJL91 July 22, 2011
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Square Knot

a type of knot tied by a square
“Can you tie a square knot?” - Daniel

“No, what’s that?” - Nicholas

“It’s the type of knot you’d tie you fucking square” - Daniel
by Alex_sucks_ttt_dick October 30, 2021
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