Norms' WiFi

When your internet connection is dogshit, just like Norms' WiFi. (If you have ever used Norms' WiFi.)

Man1: Aw dude I just went down to this baby Wraith, he's so bad dude.
Man2: Lmao you got Norms' WiFi dude your connection is so bad.

by doomsday.jpg October 27, 2020

British WiFi

An overpriced crap service that leaves you dissatisfied

Phone: no Internet connection

Person 1: the WiFi here sucks
Person 2: that's British WiFi for you

by creeperminer on tekkit legends November 30, 2021

library wifi

When the connection is Instagram live-video freezing, pixelated, lagging, all around bad.

Brad, your video is freezing, are you on the library WiFi?

by AP17 April 30, 2020

wifi car

Any vehicle that needlessly connects to wifi. These cars have updates like a computer. Customers may be forced to pay for a subscription service for basic features like heat, AC, listening to the radio, moving their seat backward/forward, etc. Pretty soon, steering privileges will be a subscription.

These new cars run off wifi instead of vacuum and stripper glitter. They don't make them like they used to.

Cybertruck owner : "OMG, did you know my new Tesla automatically changes steering sensitivity based on speed? "
Mopar owner: "Imagine buying a wifi car."

by CrispyJack February 26, 2024

Excla-wifi

WiFi you are connected to but it is unavailable thus putting an exclamation point next to the WiFi bars.

Gosh, I hate this Excla-Wifi

by Eushshtb October 1, 2024

Ma wify

Sweat from your crotch runs down your leg, and rots the top of your socks

You have crotch rot
Rotten sock
Ma wify

by Miltilda August 11, 2018

Wifi Official

When a relationship has reached a level that you are willing to give the other person the password to your wifi network, it is considered "wifi official"

After the third night in a row she had spent at his place, Dave thought it was time for he and Sarah to become Wifi Official.

by Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg September 11, 2016