Wheeler

To literally burn the living fuck out of something.

"oh fuck sake, you've absolutely Wheeler'd that fish, it's fucking black you twat!"

by Jo Boi S March 26, 2019

Spokey Wheeler

Spokey Wheeler is an old senile man who, in the 80s, was fucked up on drugs and was in many gay orgies. Spokey's in today's world usually end up as school headmasters who really don't give a shit about their lives and grow long hair to infuse their hair with cocaine to snort while in meetings.

Student 1 - Dude, our principle/headmaster is so weird!
Student 2 - Dude didn't you know, he is a Spokey Wheeler

by lady's man5441 March 27, 2022

christie wheeler

A particular female whom is right in all she does.

I wish I could be as right as Christie Wheeler!

by Dairy Queen Lady May 6, 2017

Jayden wheeler

Adopted lowlife, commiting life to love with their keyboard over friends and/or family

Adam: Hey dom come outside

Dom: no im shagging holly
Adam: Dont be such a Jayden wheeler

by Commander_Queef June 5, 2023

Wheeler

Wheeler is the maddest of all lads. Never off a bender but he is also never off a lucky gal.

He has unbelievable rizz and can pull any female with little to no effort, and will not hesitate to document every experience with great detail.
His massive "personality" will have anybody running for a piece of Wheeler.

"Did you hear about that night Wheeler pulled whatshername in that bar?"

"Yes mac, wheeler is the god of all gods. Amen."

"Upa ra"

by gingerprick05 January 18, 2023

Ian Wheeler

Ian Wheeler is the greatest man to ever walk the earth. He's tall (exactly 5'11.7) , sexy, kind, caring, hilarious, snuggly and a great boyfriend.

Despite being a part of a VERY long-distance relationship, he and his girlfriend are possibly the most romantic couple on earth, with affectionate names for each other e.g. "Wheelie Bin", "Wefe (yes, Wefe)".

Although he doesn't like to admit it, he is perfect. He proves this trait with his great taste of music.

He and his girlfriend Zara have decided to call their 1st kid Johnny after Johnny Cash, and Ian can't wait to become a Dad (even though Zara isn't even pregnant). Ian constantly talks about how much he loves Zara, and how he wants to have a life with her. And now, I, Zara, need to ask Ian a question...Will you marry me?

Zara: Ian Wheeler, will you marry me?

by Wickedia November 19, 2018

charlie wheeler

Australian slang for an attractive, sexy woman.

Get a look at that Charlie Wheeler

by Survivetheperfectstorm March 27, 2023