Spokey Wheeler is an old senile man who, in the 80s, was fucked up on drugs and was in many gay orgies. Spokey's in today's world usually end up as school headmasters who really don't give a shit about their lives and grow long hair to infuse their hair with cocaine to snort while in meetings.
Student 1 - Dude, our principle/headmaster is so weird!
Student 2 - Dude didn't you know, he is a Spokey Wheeler
Student 2 - Dude didn't you know, he is a Spokey Wheeler
by lady's man5441 March 27, 2022

by Westonio June 1, 2016

by Jo Boi S March 26, 2019

Probably the worst point guard in NBA 2k. Piece of Shit can't pass to save his life and his jumpshot is arguably worse than shaq. If you see him in the park don't pick him up.
by Yaya yaya October 17, 2017

A Lag Wheeler is a player who combines spinning or running in circles, with connection issues to other players, (I.E. lag, frame rate drops, etc.), in order to become an unstoppable killing-machine, and a little bitch.
by Drewdler July 9, 2016

A cat directly from your nightmares. You think your safe? You are not. He is coming for you as we speak. You will not escape, you will be found...
by -_(0,0)_- March 14, 2024

A wheelchair user. Most inclusive term regarding wheelchair-users as the definition of "cripple" varies.
Would you date a wheeler?
by Satirically Cheesy August 6, 2017
