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Spokey Wheeler

Spokey Wheeler is an old senile man who, in the 80s, was fucked up on drugs and was in many gay orgies. Spokey's in today's world usually end up as school headmasters who really don't give a shit about their lives and grow long hair to infuse their hair with cocaine to snort while in meetings.
Student 1 - Dude, our principle/headmaster is so weird!
Student 2 - Dude didn't you know, he is a Spokey Wheeler
by lady's man5441 March 27, 2022
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Wheeler

A highschool douche bag coach who dominates highschool kids to relive his past.
Dude he is such a wheeler, what a dick!
by Westonio June 1, 2016
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Wheeler

To literally burn the living fuck out of something.
"oh fuck sake, you've absolutely Wheeler'd that fish, it's fucking black you twat!"
by Jo Boi S March 26, 2019
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brian wheeler

Probably the worst point guard in NBA 2k. Piece of Shit can't pass to save his life and his jumpshot is arguably worse than shaq. If you see him in the park don't pick him up.
You out there lookin like Brian wheeler cuhhhhh
by Yaya yaya October 17, 2017
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Lag Wheeler

A Lag Wheeler is a player who combines spinning or running in circles, with connection issues to other players, (I.E. lag, frame rate drops, etc.), in order to become an unstoppable killing-machine, and a little bitch.
"Trust me, don't go near that guy."
"Why?"
"He's a goddamn Lag Wheeler."
"Shit son."
by Drewdler July 9, 2016
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Wheeler

A cat directly from your nightmares. You think your safe? You are not. He is coming for you as we speak. You will not escape, you will be found...
Is that Wheeler!

Help! Wheeler is coming for me!
by -_(0,0)_- March 14, 2024
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Wheeler

A wheelchair user. Most inclusive term regarding wheelchair-users as the definition of "cripple" varies.
Would you date a wheeler?
by Satirically Cheesy August 6, 2017
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