When you are in a large groupchat with randos from different timezones and don't know their local time, you say "good whatever" to greet them instead of good morning/afternoon/night.
It's commonly seen in public discord servers.
It's commonly seen in public discord servers.
Random1: Good morning everyone!
Random2: It's night for me
Random3: Afternoon for me.
Random1: Ok, good whatever.
Random2: It's night for me
Random3: Afternoon for me.
Random1: Ok, good whatever.
by SickWeirdo June 27, 2020
1. Single line of dialogue used by bad filmmakers to fix shabby plot lines and major holes in storytelling. Name comes from fictional movie producer in the movie "Thank you for Smoking"
protagonist: "Cigarettes in space? wouldn't they explode in an all oxygen environment?"
producer: "That is a problem... But that's an easy fix, one line of dialogue; 'Thank God we invented the... you know... Whatever... device.'"
2. Any device, contraption, machine, character, or group of characters inserted into a film or tv show for no other reason than to cover up a major storytelling problem. A band-aid on a gaping wound of suckery.
3. An early warning sign that a movie or tv show blows goats, or may be a turd factory.
protagonist: "Cigarettes in space? wouldn't they explode in an all oxygen environment?"
producer: "That is a problem... But that's an easy fix, one line of dialogue; 'Thank God we invented the... you know... Whatever... device.'"
2. Any device, contraption, machine, character, or group of characters inserted into a film or tv show for no other reason than to cover up a major storytelling problem. A band-aid on a gaping wound of suckery.
3. An early warning sign that a movie or tv show blows goats, or may be a turd factory.
Guy 1:"Hey, I missed the end of Star Trek:First Contact, how did the ship get away from Earth without being detected by the Vulcans?"
Guy 2:"Whatever device..."
Guy 1:"Oh, well that's disappointing but not surprising."
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"Jar Jar Binks is the shittiest character in history. He's a Whatever device that got played out about 12 seconds into his screen time."
Guy 2:"Whatever device..."
Guy 1:"Oh, well that's disappointing but not surprising."
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"Jar Jar Binks is the shittiest character in history. He's a Whatever device that got played out about 12 seconds into his screen time."
by g8m3 January 17, 2010
A style of dress that is completely eclectic. Often inappropriate to the formality of the occasion, but never commented upon. Clothes that you feel comfortable in and don't have to worry about color coordination, about style, or about offending anyone else. Frequently out of place, but with so many other California whatevers not even noticed.
Mix and not match wear.
The wearing of beach wear away from the beach.
Mix and not match wear.
The wearing of beach wear away from the beach.
Are you going to the church social tonight?
I don't know, what's the dress code?
The pastor said "California whatever", so in this heat it'll be shorts, a tank top and flipflops.
She was so strangely dressed for graduation that she must have though it said California whatever.
There was no dress code at the shop so we experimented with California whatever every day.
My brother, the surfer, is a true California whatever aficionado.
I don't know, what's the dress code?
The pastor said "California whatever", so in this heat it'll be shorts, a tank top and flipflops.
She was so strangely dressed for graduation that she must have though it said California whatever.
There was no dress code at the shop so we experimented with California whatever every day.
My brother, the surfer, is a true California whatever aficionado.
by urbanboi July 24, 2011
Term used to described that of a volunteer fire department member on a rescue company. The member enjoys the company of plus sized women and a fine cigar. Remnants of used feline sanitary grit, kitty litter, is often found on his person.
Hey man did you see that Whatever It Takes with that Creeper? The glare from his bald spot blinded my sight from the oompa loompa looking thing he was talking to.
by The Rza, The Gza February 19, 2010
What you say about something when you haven't consulted the Urban Dictionary.
Someone: Hey, that guy has like twelve yachts
Poor misguided fool: Yeah, he's nigger rich, whatever that means
Poor misguided fool: Yeah, he's nigger rich, whatever that means
by Ohsnap!!!! December 12, 2009
whatever + time = whatever-time
The total value of your effort and time that is wasted included with whatever means that was used up or given out to someone else under dis. (disrespect, disregard, dishonest, etc). This continues without your awareness from something like a talk to the hand so you remain unaware and they can come back for whatever from you again - over and over. You just give it up frivously until you become aware of the dis or you expire/die -- thus whatever-expires.
The total value of your effort and time that is wasted included with whatever means that was used up or given out to someone else under dis. (disrespect, disregard, dishonest, etc). This continues without your awareness from something like a talk to the hand so you remain unaware and they can come back for whatever from you again - over and over. You just give it up frivously until you become aware of the dis or you expire/die -- thus whatever-expires.
That fucking user trash!!!!!! The whatever-time is the house, the car, and last 2 fucking years of my life!
by In the Mindway May 02, 2005
A fan who supports a team "whatever" happens and when questioned about how bad his/her team plays, the fan says "whatever". Everyone loves the team when they win, but this fan loves them even when they are really bad, so bad that the stadium is empty and the team's own city trashes the them on tv, internet and radio. This fan stays true to the belief that the team will be great again soon.
Why does Johnny sit out there at the stadium in the rain for a team that is 1-10.man, Johnny is a whatever fan, you'll never convince him that team isn't hopeless. no matter fan, true fan, dedicated, passionate, super fan, loyal, NBA, NFL, NHL, World Cup, football, basketball, hockey, soccer
by joecoolthefool December 09, 2015