Weasel Boy

Term used to describe a chicken shit supervisor who throws his weight around but weasels out of challenging projects, tasks, jobs, or decisions.

Usually describes someone who is skinny and of small stature.

When it came time to evict the drunk, Weasel Boy dissappeared cause he had a bullshit call to go ot.

Weasel Boy fucked up on the project, and he blamed ourt whole group for his failure.

Weasel Boy by Sunny Delight January 7, 2008

weasel mustache 

When you cum a mouth and leave pubic hair all over the cum dumpster's upper lip, somewhat resembeling a peachfuzz mustache.

I gave her a weasel mustache, so hell no I didn't kiss her afterwards.

weasel mustache by JBizzum October 9, 2008

Weasel Melon

One who weasels his melon while scooping his nuggets. Or when a girl has small breasts, she can sometimes be called a weasel melon.

Girl, you are suck a weasel melon! You need to grow them nug nugs.

Dude, I just weasel meloned myself

Weasel Melon by The Grand Master of Melon August 23, 2010

weasel punch

Where you walk up to somebody and punch them in the back of the head,knocking them out, then shit all over their face.

When Jon wasn't looking i walked up in back of him and weasel punched him.

weasel punch by Miles, Sven, Paul, Scott July 10, 2006

weasel war dance

A "dance" performed by weasels and ferrets when they get extremely excited or threatened. They tend to jump around while making a strange barking noise. Most animals that do the weasel war dance get very clumsy and will run into things.
Coined by the comic strip Dilbert.

Person A: What's your ferret doing?
Person B: Oh, she's doing the weasel war dance.

weasel war dance by Jaquelyn Hyde July 9, 2009

Weasel weenie 

Usually used to describe someone with an unusual, long, thin and VERY hairy penis. More often than not, it isn`t a compliment.

I heard from a reliable source that that dude is a weasel weenie....

Weasel weenie by Moniker Mage September 25, 2009

weasel and stoat 

cockney rhyming slang for coat

put on your weasel or you'll catch your death

weasel and stoat by Zues May 30, 2004