A guard animal that gays use to prevent being raped. A specially trained ass-weasel that is your back door buddy protecting your anus from intrusion.
When I came too my pants were down and there was blood everywhere,my butt-weasel saved my ass. Frank was well hung,he tangled with a butt-weasel and now he's well hung in a jar. Remember boys take care of your butt-weasel, and your butt-weasel will take care of you.
by knowman March 10, 2008
A girl, usually between the approximate ages of 19 and 30, of exceptional natural beauty, and who therefore causes 'wowsers in the trousers' of all men who lay eyes on her.
The male in this situation generally feels the desire for said lady to tease his weasel, possibly squeeze the weasel (depends what you're into), please his weasel, and if all goes well, make the weasel sneeze.
**Not to be confused with chocolate weasel teaser**
The male in this situation generally feels the desire for said lady to tease his weasel, possibly squeeze the weasel (depends what you're into), please his weasel, and if all goes well, make the weasel sneeze.
**Not to be confused with chocolate weasel teaser**
Dave: Whoah! Dude, this city is full of weasel-teasers; I love it!
Boris: Yeah man...daaaymn! See that girl over there? She could tease my weasel all day!
Boris: Yeah man...daaaymn! See that girl over there? She could tease my weasel all day!
by The Noceros February 19, 2010
Language designed to have a built in an escape hatch, to make it look like you are being bound without actually being bound.
When you say "Solely for the purposes of confirmation of the Amended Plan, and for no other purpose, the Parties agree that they will not assert that the Springing Lien Trigger Date has occurred," you are using weasel words.
by Pseudonym1415 May 31, 2018
A person who goes out of his way to weasel his way into one position while being a dick to the person already holding that position
by Goddess Mama August 23, 2015
The scum sucking attendant at a twenty four hour service station that will not get out of his seat to serve you food at 2am when you are half way through a twelve hour night shift
by big Willie and the Twins August 26, 2007
by Light Joker December 10, 2006
i momentary loss of all reality which is often brought about due to excess consumption of alcohol or other drug that results in an uncontrolled bizarre & highly amusing dance.
he was so pissed he did a weasel dance
by juleshelmut April 11, 2006