fart warmer

Heated car seats...Duh!

Man it was so cold driving to work yesterday, I had to use the fart warmer.

by Chas501 January 8, 2018

Titty Warmer

a heater for the breast.

titty warmer; sheep skin nipple warmer; baby's mouth.

by penis tip December 21, 2010

hand-warmers

Sometimes used to describe the female chest.

Yo girl! Nice hand-warmers you got there!

by viruswithshoes April 18, 2018

Mustache Warmer

When you want to sit on someone's face or would like to.

I'm vladimir putin's mustache warmer.

I want to be your mustache warmer.

by Suicide_Snuggy August 11, 2022

willy warmer

keeps your winkie warm so it doesn’t shrink

omg his willy warmers so big! he must have a huge shlong!!

by ur mums gay February 19, 2019

scrotom warmer

a device for prtecting urself from sluts

me: that bitch made me wear a scrotom warmer.

by josefh October 17, 2007

Alabama Ass Warmer

The art of shoving a drunk girl into your washing machine and letting yourself in her back door. After you turn on the machine, you feel a tight grip around your penis as you warm the girls ass. Bonus point if you get semen all over your clean clothes.

Shanaquia: My man gave me an Alabama ass warmer at the party last night. It was amazing!

Maia: Wow! How did it feel?

Shanaquia: I dont remember, but my boyfriend says his dick is sore...

by lil waynes baby momma October 27, 2017