Newport Walrus

The act of lighting two cigarettes and placing them like walrus tusks and smoking then accorddingly.

Show me the newport walrus. AR AR I LOVE NEWPORTS

by joey_commander April 29, 2009

walrus kiss

When a girl wraps her legs around your head so tight while you're going down on her that you simultaneously slap both ass cheeks because you are struggling air.

Man, my girl had me giving her walrus kisses last night because I was doing so good. Shit almost killed me.

by Supafly1 January 6, 2014

the cocaine walrus

Putting two straws up one nose in order to snort up a load of coke. The participant resembles a walrus. Even more if they are fat.

On a wild night, cocaina, straws, half a gram boshed = "the cocaine walrus". BOOM.

by thesnifferdog June 10, 2011

Love Walrus

Fat Beast who thinks he has sexual prowess but indeed has a small genitalia.

He thinks he's a Sex God but in fact he is a Love Walrus.

by David Hayward December 23, 2003

cock walrus

one who sucks/takes in extremely large dick, like that of a walrus'

Stop being such a cock walrus.
Al Gore has the capabilities of a cock walrus.

by Phantom1250 November 25, 2007

Frosty Walrus

While a girl is giving head, right before she swallows the cum, the guy karate-chops her in the throat, thus causing the cum to come out of her nose.

Guy- Did Becky give you head last night?
Guy2- Yeah, and then I gave her a frosty walrus!

by Susiecrabgrasswashere January 11, 2008

sealed walrus

when you take a shit in someone's vagina and take it out wrap it in plastic wrap, put it in your freezer for two whole weeks and then eat it.

"That sealed walrus tasted like chocolate."

by xxxbeyotchhhxxx September 20, 2009