When she got out of the car wearing a short skirt and no panties I caught a glimpse of her banana wallet
by Tchan727 May 28, 2018
Get the Banana Walletmug. Well what more to say except a perfect way to blow your load in many possible ways all in the same evening much less. Short and sweet going all the way in everything you do in life.
I Gotta go ball's to the wallet in everything I do and just know the outcome will sometimes break the bank just as hard as your balls will administer to all.
by Peter deter July 9, 2019
Get the Ball's to the walletmug. It felt good ejaculating into my leather wallet as a tribute to the photo of my deceased wife, whose picture I have in there.
by Bad C dev July 25, 2021
Get the leather walletmug. by burrencrawler September 10, 2013
Get the sausage walletmug. watch out for christopher wallets! he thinks he is better than everyone else. It's like he discovered oversized money.
by AverageSizedPeter May 24, 2021
Get the Christopher Walletsmug. A vagina so filthy that it has begun to look like a dirt matted leather wallet. A Dirt Wallet will often carry diseases and should be avoided at all costs.
Dirt Wallets should only be approached after a thorough cleaning has been completed, and tests have been performed to ensure the Dirt Wallet is disease free.
Dirt Wallets should only be approached after a thorough cleaning has been completed, and tests have been performed to ensure the Dirt Wallet is disease free.
Guy #1 - "Hey did you hook up with that girl last night?"
Guy #2 - "No, she had a total Dirt Wallet. I almost threw up."
Guy #2 - "No, she had a total Dirt Wallet. I almost threw up."
by The Murricane January 5, 2011
Get the Dirt Walletmug. by Wally Dolly September 9, 2021
Get the Ridge Walletmug.