vaginal cancan

This is when a woman opens her legs you grab a bicycle and perform a foot jam (balancing on the front wheel) so that part of the tire enters her vagina.

Here's abootah chatrak going for the complex vaginal cancan and oh he's stomped it. What a fantastic bit of skill.

by Asda carpark August 28, 2017

Vagina eyes

Being a massive g, usually called rick or clog or glogerick

Wow vagina eyes glog

by TopshaggerGLOG June 18, 2019

Vagina Handjob

When a woman does kegels during sex.

She was giving it to me pretty good.Then she gave me a vagina handjob towards the end and i exploded all in her.

by 93 yourcultleader93 January 26, 2021

Vagina Spiders

When you stick it in a woman that has been inactive for a long time and you feel something scratching your shaft.

"I woke up this mornin' after intense sexum and saw a bunch of vagina spiders webbing up my pubes"

by danieldan October 19, 2021

mouth vagina

A mouth that resembles an old, weathered vagina

As in, "What is Donald Trump spewing out of his mouth vagina now, honey?".

"What is Donald Trump spewing out of his mouth vagina now, honey?"

by RichNWhite September 28, 2015

Fatigued Vagina

The diplomatic term when identifying a "Tired Cunt"
Also see Tired Cunt

The manager asked why we have not achieved our weekly KPI targets.
I expressed my concern to him by explaining we have employed many fatigued vagina's within the team.

by Reg & Rog October 14, 2016

Outverted Vagina

An Outverted Vagina is a man’s penis who’s dick is smaller than six inches in erected length.

The person writing this has an Outverted Vagina

by funnymanbro April 21, 2022