Person 1- Wow look at Jim and Brittni there So happy
Person 2-Its Valentines day Remeber?
Person 1-Oh yea i forgot by tomarrow they Wont be like this to bad...
Person 2-Its Valentines day Remeber?
Person 1-Oh yea i forgot by tomarrow they Wont be like this to bad...
by Kiddbandit February 08, 2009
The only way to tax on love.
Men are obviously taxed more heavily than women, sometimes have to completely subsidise some women's Valentine's Tax because they are beautiful women, and you are only a man.
Men are obviously taxed more heavily than women, sometimes have to completely subsidise some women's Valentine's Tax because they are beautiful women, and you are only a man.
Wow I'm so glad I won't get taxed by the Inland Revenue's Hallmark wing on valentine's day, I'm all out of girls to wine and dine and give dumb gifts.
by Sharpy69 February 16, 2007
by altt February 01, 2004
a blow job.
best performed naked and kneeling, ideally far enough over that any tramp stamp is visible to the receiver.
best performed naked and kneeling, ideally far enough over that any tramp stamp is visible to the receiver.
by toosexyformyglasses January 28, 2011
all the people who stress over gettin valentines day flowers to someone who will throw them away in a week.
all my females who get stressed out to find someone so they wont be alone on valentines day
all my females who get stressed out to find someone so they wont be alone on valentines day
by lilskjbaby February 14, 2004
by Giannifly December 27, 2014
A coma-like state of being that occurs after intense Valentine's Day sex. The daze could result from great, hot sex, or simply because your significant other generally holds out on you the rest of the year.
Man A: Whoa Bob, looks like your Valentine's Day went well.
Man B: I tell ya Jim, Sally gave me my first, best, and last blow job of the year last night, and now I'm in a Valentine's Daze!
Man A: That reminds me, I forgot to take the trash out.
Man B: I tell ya Jim, Sally gave me my first, best, and last blow job of the year last night, and now I'm in a Valentine's Daze!
Man A: That reminds me, I forgot to take the trash out.
by Dj really real February 14, 2010