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by Tom Joad August 16, 2003
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Useless person

Person/people that look(s) for the meaning of useless words like "eye" our "Urban Dictionary", cause they're such a waste of space, air and life that they want to see how much they suck so they can come up with the best way to commit suicide not knowing they don't have to come up with a way cause no one would care anyway.

Person/people who suck(s) at living.

Person/people who laugh(s) when being the laughing stock.
Useless person: LOL! I was looking for the word "Me" at the Urban Dictionary and then I realized....It's me not you, hahaha!

Person: Shouldn't you be throwing yourself from a building by now?
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Keyren is useless!
by RabidSquirrel August 21, 2003
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useless sack of potatoes

A useless sack of potatoes is very useless like me,they are to smart and not cool
Girl 1:omg look at that useless sack of potatoes!
Girl 2: she is so fucking gugly
by #uselesssackofpotatoes May 23, 2018
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Useless, pathetic annoying talking donkeys

When Princess Fiona goes away to marry Lord Farquaad, then shrek gives up and walks away. Donkey tries to encourage Shrek to come back to her and Shrek goes on a tizzy with Donkey as a way of letting his suppressed anger and sadness out.
Shrek: I live alone! My swamp! Me! Understand? Nobody! Especially USELESS, PATHETIC ANNOYING TALKING DONKEYS!

Donkey: But shrek, i thought we were-

Shrek: Yeah, well you know what? You thought wrong.
by UltimateDoge June 26, 2021
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Sakura is so useless
by zrxyz October 31, 2021
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Useless.avi

1: A rumored snuff film that showed a woman being beaten to death by a shaved and starved chimpanzee. Mentioned in creepypasta "Normal Porn For Normal People". Some speculate that it did exist at some point, but went by another name. To this day, the existence of this video is debated.

2: The act of tying your gf/wife/lover to a mattress and gnawing on her titties while donning a monke mask.
"Hey, Zach, I heard you get off on gore porn. Check out Useless.avi" "Useless dot what?" "It's just some video of some blonde bitch getting devoured by a fucking monke" "That's not a monkey, Brian, that's a chimpanzee"
by ILiveInAMorgue June 20, 2022
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