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uber cheat

When you order an uber eats with the full intention of refunding it by saying it hasn’t come
oi bruv you getting a maccies later”
“ye man gonna uber cheat it tho”
by Notts26 May 11, 2021
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human uber

A piggy back or shoulder ride given to someone else as a form of transportation. Money may or may not be exchanged.
I was Jennifer's Human Uber at coachella.
by kencoxtexas March 7, 2016
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kyle uber

absolute thug OG at life. massive Wang and is great at everything, especially in bed with ladies. ;)
Kyle Uber smashed her so hard she cant even walk!
by daddy2.0 March 20, 2017
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DO NOT UBERCHARGE THAT SPY

Something typically shouted in a match of the popular game team fortress 2, when a medic, usually a noob or a streamer, decides to accidentally or purposefully ubercharge a spy.
DO NOT UBERCHARGE THAT SPY MEDIC OR I WILL SHOVE THAT MED-GUN UP YOUR MEM THROAT
by Bobthemess October 6, 2020
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uberdouche

a douchebag who has transcended the mundanity of common douchebaggery to attain some degree of great status, wealth, power or celebrity, which causes him to ooze all of the sex appeal of a walking venereal disease.

A common douchebag advances to the vaunted level of uberdouche through one of two ways:
1. He is recognized for a significant degree of actual talent (note that this talent can never be tempered by authentic cultural intelligence, or he is no longer a douchebag).

2. He has attained status through luck, inheritance, etc. or by association (e.g. marriage, baby-daddyness etc.) with someone of actual prominence.

Note that because the uberdouche is actually famous/rich/known, it is easy to mistake him for a non-douche because his opinion of himself seems to equate with public assessment. Mark, however, that while the masses may regularly celebrate uberdouches, there is a Higher judgement, and God does not wear Ed Hardy.
Damn, Adam Levine may be really good at singing but he's just a velvet-throated uberdouche.
Damn, David Beckham may be really good at soccer but he's just an uberdouche in gilded cleets.
Damn, Scott Disick has effectively ascended to the hallowed ranks of The Uberdouche simply by impregnating a Kardashian.
by princeofdenmark August 28, 2012
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Uber Everywhere

To "uber everywhere" is just like it sounds. Using the app taxi service uber to get to places. Great if you're lazy or just wanna get fucked up in Downtown (as to not get a DUi). Great thing about ubering everywhere is that you can still bring a chick home and FUCK! :D
Friend: "Bro I just uber everywhere on weekends"
Me: "What?"
Friend: "Uber on the weekend so you can get fucked up AND get fucked!"
Me: "bruh ur a fucking genius" <3
by TjDaDj October 19, 2016
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uber hottie

Someone who has characteristics above and beyond those of a regular "Hottie."
My boyfriend Benny is a super ultra uber hottie.
by chas979 August 11, 2004
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