face-twit 

(function: noun)

(pronunciation: feys-twit)

1. Someone addicted to social networking media such as Myspace, Facebook, and Twitter.

2. Someone who uses social networking sites predominately for communication and expects everyone else to do likewise.

3. A person who blogs inanely and incessantly about every facet of their daily life.

1. Joe is a face-twit for getting fired from her job because she kept surfing Twitter posts during work hours.

2. Simon and Mary behaved like face-twits when they announced their wedding engagement via Facebook and seemed put out to have to tell me in person.

3. When Anne posted what she had for dinner on Facebook, Bob commented "You're a total face-twit."

face-twit by Emperor of the Americas August 29, 2010

Mitt the twit 

Mitt the twit is a racist homophobic frat boy who wants to be president so he and his Mormon buddies can loot the US treasury. Mitt the twit says that if Dumbyass can loot the US treasury, why can't I?

Filthy Rich Vampires for Romney support "Mitt the twit."

Mitt the twit by Jim Creamer August 20, 2012

Facebook Twit 

A person who uses facebook to update not only their facebook status but their twitter status also.

A 'Facebook Twit' is obsessed with posting the same updates on both networking sights about his/her mondane activities that noone really cares about.

A: Have you seen what Ben is doing tonight?
B: Yea. 'Ben Smith is taking a bath'.
A: Haha. Yep. Did you see it on facebook?
B: No, I saw it on twitter.
A: Ha! he is such a facebook twit!

Facebook Twit by DIZZLEDIZZLEG April 29, 2009

nit-twit 

individuals who constantly write meanignless posts to social network sites like Facebook or Twitter.

That nit-twit is constantly posting his location, not realizing we really don't care.

nit-twit by Tall New Yorker November 30, 2010

Tweet Twit 

Someone who acts like a idiot on Twitter by posting negitive and idiotic comments.

Two guys recently acted like Tweet Twits by posting hateful comments on Twitter

Tweet Twit by BruinKiller3469 January 23, 2013

Taking a Twit 

Tweeting while taking a shit.

A phenomenon growing more and more popular with the amount of mobile twitter applications available.

Just don't let your mom catch you doing that nasty shit!

YOU: What are you doing?
ME: Just on the toilet Taking a Twit!
YOU: You are one nasty SOB!

Taking a Twit by The Real Lobot January 7, 2011

pinko commie bedwetting sapsucking twit 

A person that you don't like. Must be used sparingly for it is a powerful insult that can make little kids cry.

Person A: "Hey, what's up?"
Person B: "Shutup, you pinko commie bedwetting sapsucking twit"
Person A: *runs home* *cries*
Powerful indeed.

pinko commie bedwetting sapsucking twit by Ashm33r October 22, 2006