an overwhelming need to defecate that comes on suddenly. The turd starts to push it's head out like a turtle head.
" I got to go, I'm turtleing"
by Big Finn December 10, 2013
To go on Facebook or other media sites writing sexual private messages while drunk. Looking for new online friends with the sole purpose to flirt and exchange sex messages. Because this is done in a drunken state the browser crawls slowly through pages like a turtle for who they like the look of.
She started on the wine in the afternoon and by the evening she was on the vodka and turtleing, the next day she had no recollection of what she had said and to who!
by Glasstable April 21, 2015
1. A shelled reptile similar to a tortoise
2. To sodomise any person/thing of same or opposite gender
(past tense turtled)
2. To sodomise any person/thing of same or opposite gender
(past tense turtled)
by Luke May 22, 2006
A physical phenomenon caused by extremely cold weather in which the penis retracts into to abdominal cavity
I remember standing quarterdeck watch in Newport with the wind howling up Narragansett Bay, ass deep in snow...it made me go turtle.
by harry flashman July 15, 2003
a person that does not like to lunch out or a person that is openly against lunchin
basically, this person is a buzz kill.
basically, this person is a buzz kill.
The other day me and KJ were lunchin out, and Ralph decided to be a total turtle and take away our weed!
by Rachel Cox April 13, 2008
by Josh February 17, 2005