Turtle

A turtle is a bitch that is only fine enough to get head from.

A turtle is that girl that no one in the group wants to sleep with but that one buddy yours has to score a BJ at least.

A turtle would be a 5 or 6 out of 10.

Yo did you sleep with the turtle? Nah bro I just got some head.

Hey man that turtle over there is eyeballing you.

I was kind of desperate the other night so I picked up a turtle.

by Crazy charismatic August 8, 2017

turtleing

an overwhelming need to defecate that comes on suddenly. The turd starts to push it's head out like a turtle head.

" I got to go, I'm turtleing"

by Big Finn December 9, 2013

turtle

1. A shelled reptile similar to a tortoise
2. To sodomise any person/thing of same or opposite gender

(past tense turtled)

Damn my ass kills, i passed out in an alley and got turtled by a tramp, i'm such a turtle victim

by Luke May 27, 2006

turtle

A physical phenomenon caused by extremely cold weather in which the penis retracts into to abdominal cavity

I remember standing quarterdeck watch in Newport with the wind howling up Narragansett Bay, ass deep in snow...it made me go turtle.

by harry flashman July 15, 2003

turtle

a person that does not like to lunch out or a person that is openly against lunchin

basically, this person is a buzz kill.

The other day me and KJ were lunchin out, and Ralph decided to be a total turtle and take away our weed!

by Rachel Cox April 13, 2008

turtle

What happens to a guy when it is cold out side. also known as tutling

It was cold and ure penis was small, it turtled

by Josh February 16, 2005

turtle

Noun- walking soup mix

dude that turtle was delicious

by A Stillisano October 21, 2009