Turtle

A man wise beyond his years. Party animal and smooth operator. Wingman used to bring in that Schiesse (women, sex). Individualistic and righteous.

"I heard this guy up on Taylor Street was throwin a sick party with rediculous women..."
"Yea, that's Turtle"

by GioMoose April 1, 2009

turtle

the slowest fucking "thing" on the motherfucking earth with a small ass dick and no bitch to fuck

that one gay turtle

by lah lah lah November 23, 2014

turtle

Someone with a bald head that wears a workout shit with a tight neck.

Heryman is a turtle.

by turtleturtleturtle July 12, 2009

turtling

A new craze, similar to owling, that consists of putting your arms into your sleeves, going on your elbows and knees, and balancing items on your back.

Man I'm sick of all these people owling, lets invent a new craze and call it turtling.

by giantnigger96 July 29, 2011

turtle

to decribe a small, flacid penis with large testicles. usually used when describing a person one dislikes, or just making fun of an unfortunate man.

He has a turtle. GROSS!!!

Aw man, I thought I got lucky, but he ended having a turtle!

I love turtles. They're so cute.

by ste-fan-iii February 4, 2006

turtle

When you fart, and a little bit of shit comes out.

Oh fuck, a turtle just came out.

by LuLu828 July 28, 2005

Turtle

"Slangwiiiiiiiesh" term fo "pot". Ooooooohuaaaaaaaaaaaa!

E-feezie: "I'm off dat turttle."
Hommie: what?
Fonzerelli: You know, inndoh.
Homie#? Oh, but turtle?.
E-fotywhata: Yeah because it's green and makes you move slow!

by nick November 26, 2003