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Turkish Smooch

When you and your partner are simultaneously taking a glorious shit on toilets that face each other. Then lovingly make eye contact and embrace in a passionate kiss as you both pass a climactic bowel
Our new toilets have made Turkish Smooches so much more enjoyable.
by Thunderwookie May 15, 2022
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turkish cavewoman

When the male is on their back and a woman is giving him a blowjob. The male then gathers the woman's hair on top of her head, and pulls her head off of his cock and puts her into cowgirl position.
Jillian had the perfect legth hair for Gregorio to perfectly execute the Turkish Cavewoman in all of it's glory.
by Slip N Slide November 11, 2018
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Turkish crockpot

Like a Dutch oven, only instead of farting under the sheets, one drops a hot steamy load of poop to marinate under the covers
He was so drunk, he Turkish Crockpoted before his bed mate could notice
by Deeznuts February 2, 2017
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Turkish Curry

when a woman eats yoghurt and biscuits and holds it in for a few days. Then you drink laxative and let rip in your partners mouth. The soggy diarrhoea mixed with the lumpy biscuits will feel like a tikka masala.
Friend: "Wanna go for a curry?"
You: "Nah, I just done the Turkish Curry with my bae"
by Your nan and her cat October 13, 2020
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turkish girls

turkish girls are honesty so sexy huge ass and huge tits can dance bro they are so sexy you should get yourself a turkish girl hottest mfs out there they are leng as fuck so sexy bro nice eyes and sexy hair
yo she’s leng

yeah she’s a turkish girls that’s why
by stfubro December 20, 2022
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Turkish Camel

When you give a person a wedgie and rip their underwear. You then take their elastic waistband and fold it over their shoe. They’re stuck in position and struggling to escape looking like a Turk riding on a camel.
Every Christmas I give my brother-in-law a Turkish Camel. Maybe some day I’ll buy him some underwear.
by jdizzell December 25, 2021
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Turkish Mohawk

The result when one gives oneself a pubic haircut.
He didn't like the idea of waxing or visiting a salon, so he gave himself a Turkish mohawk.
by Snark Twain July 14, 2016
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