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Trout slap

The only time a Singaporean is capable of forming a complete English sentence on IRC
* Singaporean1 slaps Singaporean2 around a bit with a large trout

<Singaporean2> wah liew siao eh trout slap me 4 wad sia
by Partagas February 2, 2010
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Pork Pies and A Bag Of Trout

I Reckon Your Speaking Pork Pies And A Bag Of Trout.
by Camie NF April 28, 2009
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one-eyed trouser trout

Jennifer stuffed her mouth full of the one-eyed trouser trout, and it puked in her throat.
by Rod Mack July 19, 2003
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Trouting

Trouting is the act of flirting with/pulling horrendously ugly girls.

The name originates from the use of trout to describe such girls, and therefore the act of courting them became known as "trouting"
Dave - "I can't believe Jamie's talking to that girl over there, she's a right minger"

Trevor -"Mate he's in his element, trouting away"
by DangerousDoubleWrapDave September 2, 2009
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Toilet Trout

A slimey, yet solid shit that just slides out of your ass is a brown toilet trout. If you yave been eating a lot of Skittles you can have a rainbow toilet trout.
Good God allmighty the bathroom stinks of death and the bastard didn't even flush, but it is a pretty rainbow toilet trout. I wish I shit that one myself.
by kingdaddyg December 2, 2010
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Smoked Trout Salad

A variation on tossing the salad.

The tosser of the salad blows cigar smoke up the asshole of a tossee who has been suffering from explosive diarrhoea until the inevitable explosion happens, leaving the tosser gasping like a fish in the mud.
Despite his irritable bowl syndrome and being imprisoned for sex crimes, Dane was still able to enjoy a Smoked Trout Salad from time to time. Although he was never able to get the smell out of his beard.
by goatofwisdom July 15, 2011
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Corned Back Sewer Trout

Describes a giant turd...that just so happens to be full of corn from last nights dinner.....Usually splashes you with it's fin upon release.
Dude....be careful, someone set a corned back sewer trout loose in there.....
by Boltneck May 6, 2009
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