wowzers in my tousers

so amazing you get a hard-on

Did you see that gymnast do a double backflip?

wowzers in my tousers

wowzers in my tousers by Rickterscale June 10, 2010

trouser

Verb. High level white collar crime or official corruption involving theft of cash or illegal payments. Refers to the subject stuffing as much cash as they can into their trousers before they get caught.

That bastard politician trousered millions from us taxpayers then fucked off to Argentina!

trouser by Daragh Malone April 3, 2008

trouser snake 

the best word ever used for reffering to a penis!

person 1:you touched his trouser snake?!

person 2:i just coudln't help muh-self!>.<

trouser snake by amandasaurous May 12, 2009

trouser melon 

when a fat guy wears his pants too high so that half his obese belly is packed into the top of his pants. it jiggles.

(in a scottish accent) "eh look, that referee's got a melon in his pants"

"aye a trouser melon"

trouser melon by daltonion March 19, 2009

trouser schnauzer 

A type of cloth-dwelling mongrel notable for its prominent beard and hairy jowls. It requires moderate to heavy exercise, and is particularly fond of a one-handed rough-up.

Harry Wharton: "I say, Bunter, that ruddy bully has taken orf with your cream bun!"
Billy Bunter: "Ah yes, but little does the blighter know said cream is in fact a generous dollop of fuck chuck, supplied by none other than my faithful trouser schnauzer in anticipation of such unwanted liberation. Woot!"

trouser schnauzer by Mr Marky January 30, 2008

Trousersnake 

Noun. An alternative slang for a penis. The snake refering to the length and size of it and the trousers meaning that it is found, on many occasion in trousers. Pronounced trou-zer-sneyk.

Jonny: Ew! what a bad time for Arnold to have some viagra - in the middle of a conferance.
Matty: Doesn't seem to make a difference?
Jonny: Meh, suppose your right? But that is one weird trousersnake!

Trousersnake by Jonny Clarke January 14, 2009

trouser bandit 

Homosexual male

I know he's a nice bloke, he's been buying you drinks all night and he wants to give you a lift home, but you're very drunk and he's a trouser bandit.

trouser bandit by Jamil January 9, 2004