Brass Trombone

A very strange and rare sexual act. This is when a Female lick the back buttonhole of a male, whilst reaching around and giving the man pleasure by hand. When viewed from the side it appears as if the women is playing the trombone.

She gave me a great brass trombone.

by Jounior Delgwako June 24, 2008

rusty trombone

giving a girl anal and her anus starts bleeding while you're queefing

i had to wash myself after giving her a rusty trombone

by pft jordan August 10, 2006

Trombone

A musical instrument of the brass family. The word, Trombone, is Italian for large trumpet. Although, instead of valves, it uses a slide to change the pitch.

The trombone can be heard very well in Mahler's 3rd symphony.

by mhett August 29, 2009

Texas Trombone

The act of inserting the barrel of a shotgun into one's own asshole, then taking it out and proceeding to masturbate while licking the shit off of it.

I heard The Texas Trombone Ensemble is playing at George W's birthday party this year.

by Mr. Whammy April 5, 2007

Tampa Trombone

When the gentleman is on all fours and the "other party" is licking and blowing air into the asshole while pulling down on the nuts and jerking the cock (in a forward motion).

"Bro...my chick came up behind me the other day when I wasn't looking, pushed me down and gave me a stellar Tampa Trombone. Nice...."

by Anne Rowanberry December 27, 2011

Tushka Trombone

When a large country girl with extreme flatulence performs oral on a shorter cowboy with small western boots on.

"Hey Austin, did big Lisa just give that runt a Tushka Trombone?"

by Methgator August 24, 2019

trombone

N. 1) A brass instrument with a slide mechanism rather than valves. This results in much greater freedom with articulation. It also produces a much freer tone quality, however, it does slightly inhabit playing at blazing speeds (though virtuosi such as Christian Lindberg have enough skill to play anything they wish). Also known as the greatest instrument ever. The trombone has the most vocal quality of any instrument, and is also exceptional at loud, brazen playing. Played by a trombonist.
2) A dildo.
V. To engage in sexual activity using a dildo (also abreviated "bone")

1) "Listen to that beautiful trombone playing!"
2) "Cree wanted to fuck his girl, but he was to small, the dude used a trombone!"
3) "my girl tromboned me last night and my ass is still sore.

by tromboner88 April 4, 2008