honkey tonked

Wasted check hee hawed

rumplemints, check rumplemints
we drank rumplemints last night and got honkey tonked

by CB mccoy June 26, 2008

Crunky Tonk

Style of music mixing Honky Tonk with large quantities of booze

"Crank that Crunky Tonk up! I'm fixin' to cut a rug!"

by MarkyCrunkA September 28, 2009

Regurgitated Tornado

When a person is sick with diarrhea, then has to barf and they are happening at the same time while still on the pot.

Bryan "oh my god Nicole! Why is there crap and vomit everywhere?!"

Nicole " I had a regurgitated tornado and didn't know where to throw up while I was on the toilet!"

by pimpmastercj December 30, 2010

kitten-tornado

A kitten-tornado is a mini whirlwind caused by a kitten chasing it's tail. It picks up speed along the way and in some cases will re-arrange or break items in it's way.

The kitten-tornado came with such force that it knocked the plant out of it's planter.

by chatton August 18, 2011

Oklahoma Tornado

When you take your hand and you rotate it around really fast then you drill someone in the nuts.

I gave Jimmy an Oklahoma Tornado last night when he was done pissing.

by J Clutch March 19, 2014

Booze Tornado

The drunkest person/people at an event/party/etc... can be categorized like the Fujita scale of tornadoes. can be anything from a booze breeze to a full blown f5 booze tornado, where you leave a wake of destruction and possible broken friendships in the night/day previous. if off the scales too many times, the result will likely be intervention and/or being ostracized from friends and family.

Bro, Garth was a total booze tornado last night. He ate all my food, puked in the hamper, got in a fist fight with my cat, and passed out while pissin in my front yard.

by Ballnweiner420 December 1, 2016

Micheal Tonkin

The sexiest guy in the world. He may drive a Malibu, but he can drive you crazy. He's got twins and loves to get into roast battles.

Damn man! Your just as cool as Micheal Tonkin

by freebobbyshmurda November 9, 2017