tool

stupid faggot that no one likes and is always made fun of for everything. this person is a useless pisece of shit!

phil is a fucking tool

by A1RJORDAN February 15, 2007

tool

a slang term for a fireman
usually a pistol of some sort

tool on deck
when u see me bruh u kno i'm tooled up

by mrd1 September 29, 2007

tool

person who schedules their social habits such as drinking or smoking up.

Lindsay and Katie are huge tools for scheduling their drinking time yesterday... and are now toolboxes because they also schedule their smoke ride to follow.

by dmbdon29 December 15, 2008

tool

A person who is a complete round-about. Someone who tinkers or toys with things for no reason. Someone who fixes things that aren't broken or who just wanders around without being aware of their surroundings.

"How come he doesn't see us waving?"

"He's toolish by nature."

by dredlockpolitics April 14, 2006

tool

someone who comes to this page a lot because they are not real urbanites, they're biters because they want to act gangsta but grew up in strictly white neighborhoods and just want to talk and act like what they see on mtv.

you are a tool

by outta_here September 15, 2009

tool

A weapon of some sort. Comes from U.S.A ghetto culture/language. Used by rudeboys n pikeys.

'Bare mans came down m,y ends with tools'

'Yeah blad i'm tooled up'

'Fool came up on on me but i blasted him with my tool'

by Jaytool July 16, 2008

tool

Anyone who uses the site "Bodyspace" or "bodybuilding.com".
Anyone who is obsessed with their muscles. Anyone who doesn't get that Lifting weights is not a real hobby, and it benefits no one. Someone who doesn't understand that any girl worth dating will not like you for your huge delts, etc.

"man, did you see James' bodyspace page? What a fucking tool."

by Gallows March 22, 2008