by Jenna December 5, 2003
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Get the toby keith mug.1) Some fat, arrogant Canadian who thinks stereotypes, hypocracy, and obvious lack of research are powerful persuasive methods.
2) One who attempts to challenge the obvious.
2) One who attempts to challenge the obvious.
by AllUltima February 20, 2005
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Get the Tooky mug.Yet another overpatriotic asshole who's just cashing in on 9/11 like the rest of the country music industry
by Sgt. Pepper May 13, 2005
Get the Toby keith mug.A man who believes that simply adding "esq." to the end of your name automatically causes one to become heighted to a state of classiness... FALSE
by BradizzleL December 6, 2006
Get the Toby H Esq. mug.Toby Keith is a country music star. He is very famous. He is also an idiot. Like most xenophobic red neck assholes he is cashing in on the horrible tragedies currently involving the United States of America and militant and radical Islam. If Toby really felt the way in which he sings he would not cash in on the death of American soldiers in Iraq. If Toby was really pro-American Soldier he would be advocating their return.
Child: Mother, I love Toby Keith!
Mother: Blasphemy! Why do you say that?
Child: Because he is willing to die defending the good ol' US of A.
Mother: Really? Then why isn't he in Iraq right now "defending" our rights instead of cashing in on American idiots?
Child:...
Mother: Exactly you dipshit
Mother: Blasphemy! Why do you say that?
Child: Because he is willing to die defending the good ol' US of A.
Mother: Really? Then why isn't he in Iraq right now "defending" our rights instead of cashing in on American idiots?
Child:...
Mother: Exactly you dipshit
by Negro Sandia August 28, 2005
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