school

torchure chamber for kids/teens

school is a demo for prison but for kids

by wolfzo February 21, 2022

School

a place where they try to stuff un-important, useless information into your brain

he: i am sick of school
she: yeah they stuff all this information about health and sex education into my brain

by sugarpop515 September 26, 2011

School

School, a time that you spend working for your headteachers so as to get decent grades for when you work for your boss. So that you can retire at an old age and use your svaings to watch daytime TV in a rocking chair. Then die, happy and content with the knowledge that you passed some of your GCSE's.

Step 1. School
Step 2. Work
Step 3. Retire
Step 4. Die

by Work Ethic July 31, 2011

School

A place that wastes energy and is a dungeon from hell, also 48% of what you learn is fucking pointless.
School: hell
P.E: pointless exercise
Tests: waste of time and brain power
lunchtime/recess: the only good thing about school
teachers: adults that love to torture kids
grades: honestly why do we need them
approved devices in schools: a nice way to cheat on tests and look everything up
bullies: under-confident idiots who find joy in others pain

School is hell.

by Makeacreativenameyoudipshit November 12, 2020

school

A form of mental torture where the torturer strips the victim of there Constitutional rights then forces them to do stressfull, Repetitive tasks that yield no reward.

School is the punishment for being born.

by ching chong9 April 4, 2016

school

A sort-of-like prison where you have to spend 18 years in. Full of hate, teachers that don't know shit, and kids getting bullied.

Hey man, how is school?
What the fuck do you think?

by Prodigy02 January 23, 2016

school

The biggest waste of time on the planet. It sucks up taxpayer dollars, time, sleep, happiness, and your childhood, and outputs bullies, drugs, and homework. You are taken there by a yellow monstrosity known as a bus, and are forced to sit patiently as it picks up other kids. The majority of these 'kids' are morons who play loud music, yell and cuss, talk about sex, throw trash, disrespect authority, pretend to be tough, and eat hot cheetos. With such 'powerful' people on the bus, you will somehow end up getting harassed and picked on. It is virtually impossible to do homework, study, sleep, relax, or focus on anything outside of blankly staring ahead wishing you were somewhere else. Once you are off the bus, you enter into your school where your ass begins to develop lumps of what look like malign cancer due to sitting in a hard, plastic chair all day. After several periods in hell, you get to arrive at the cafeteria, where you can enjoy half-cooked frozen food that looks like it was taken straight out of a swamp and put in the microwave for half an hour. If you trip and spill food on yourself, consider your high-school career over. Skills that could easily be picked up by a robot are instead thrown as responsibilities onto you so that instead of doing something valuable with your time, you can be learning quadratic formulas from Sal Khan. In conclusion, school was the combined vision of Satan and the American education system.

Tom: How is school here?
Mike: Just imagine hell and education were fused together by a Karen.

by RollyPolly657 January 12, 2021