timethief

From sales: Someone who will call, email, text, and then call again to determine the parameters of your product or service, only to pick it apart, find the problems and challenges with it, and even go as far as find online complaints about you, your product, or your service...all the while never really intending to close real business with you.

This individual will likely want to schedule conference calls, meetings, or other circle jerk media to ensure even MORE of their friends can hear or see you flop around on the pier like a fish out of water.

Best strategy - DELETE BUTTON!!!

"Hey Tim - Mrs. Jones just called..." "Yeah - I know - she's a total timethief"

See also: time waster, schlub, schmuck, poor execution

by closer1234 October 15, 2011

Timinator

A homosexual cyborg sent back from the future, to rape little boys, and lead them into his wendy house.

The Timinator says 'I'll be on your back'.

by Deano Shnedwin November 13, 2003

one-timing

Having a one-off sexual encounter, similar to a one night stand.

Do you think Vicky would be interested in one-timing me?

by Bilby123 March 14, 2008

Bullet-Timeitis

The act of thinking that you can pull off insane shots with firearms while in midair after play Max Payne for an extended amount of time.

Yesterday after completing Max Payne 3 on hardcore I began to jump onto my couch sideways and act as if I was dual wielding pistols, I must have had a severe case of Bullet-Timeitis.

by jjm8397 June 28, 2012

Timmy Timato

Slays at life. Queef Kween. The biggest, juiciest timato in the patch.

Have you seen that youtuber Timmy Timato? Yeah, he slays at life and queefs like a kween! Yassss

by bleacheda$$hole November 19, 2016

The Slow And The Timid

What The Fast And The Furious should have been named.

Hey, let's not watch The Slow And The Timid and watch Fight Club instead!

by Highly Evolved May 28, 2006

tibits

food; mini bites; potato crips;

another word for snacks

I wanna munch on some tibits now.

by Angela Ho April 4, 2007