mushroom thump

The act of wacking someone in the face or eye with a penis.

That chick got mushroom thumped so hard it left a permanent scar!

by poopster February 12, 2003

Thumpkin

The act of masturbating while taking a shit.

While sitting on the toilet, waiting for the turd to drop, I took advantage of my alone time and gave myself a thumpkin.

by Davidtavis April 2, 2017

Thumper thumper

A trash mixtape

I keep a thumper thumper

by 🐰...No Hard Feelings...🐰 November 6, 2018

cunt thumping

gwat twating, finger banging, quim strimming, vag ragging, twang banging, gee geeing, poon hooning, cunt shunting, labia dabbling

I cunt thumped
You cunt thumped
He/She/It cunt thumped
We cunt thumped
You cunt thumped
They cunt thumped

This is cunt thumping

by Justin Quind-Felcher October 9, 2008

Trumpalingus

The act of some one grabbing another person by the genitals....

Tommy must have Trumpalingus.

by fUCK mE jOSEPH March 10, 2017

Trumpalingus

The act of grabbing a girl by the vagina

"She was so hot when she lifted her skirt I couldn't help but do Trumpalingus"

by Why the hell not November 11, 2016

monkey thump

loud, annoying rap music

I don't go to that club, all they play is that monkey thump

by The CornRoller October 8, 2008