These fucking flies

Your not an Aussie if you haven’t said this before.

*summer in Australia*
Aussie *drinking a beer while sitting near a barbie* “THESE FUCKING FLIES”

by Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo April 25, 2019

Thebest24211

A old man with ogre titties that got banned for abusing a glitch

I’m scared, oh man I logged out I’m banned.

I’m going to abuse this glitch and get all the crystals In the game thebest24211

by Mr underpants December 9, 2019

theresa

best mum in the whole fucking world

my mum is theresa
what no way you’re so lucky

by jdmsjsns May 4, 2021

These People Can Vote

A cynical statement used to point out that no matter how stupid someone is, they can still decide the fate of a country.

There are people who actually think that an almost eighty-year-old man who can't even walk up a flight of stairs without tripping or stumbling at least three times and can't go more than five minutes without uttering a non-sequitur or having a random emotional outburst and has a long, documented history of being extremely racially prejudiced whenever it's convenient to him is fit to run an entire country. And these people can vote.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 29, 2022

Theseus

The coolest individual in the world
A Theseus is always one to be trusted.

Plus, insanely hot and cool.

Keith: My best friend is a Theseus
Greg: Oh really, he sounds insanely amazing

Keith: God yeah, I absolutely love Theseus

by SpaceBoi June 2, 2023

Catch these feet

When you going to fight someone, but you're better and running away instead.

"Hey! You about to catch these hands!"
"Oh yeah! And you about to catch these feet!"

*Runs away

by That Kid 0701 April 19, 2017

St Theresa of the Child Jesus Catholic School

Horrible school in Des Moines Iowa the treats students horrible

I am never coming back to St Theresa of the Child Jesus Catholic School

by Dodomemelove June 28, 2021