textdentity theft

sending texts from another person's cellphone as if you are them. usually in a joking manner.

Ted: yesterday textdentity thefted my sister and sent her boyfriend a picture of a towel with her cellphone
Joe:awesome

by Mr. chihuahua December 8, 2009

grand theft squirt

when someone is jerking off then just as they are about to finish you reach over and finish them

i saw my friend jerking off and then i gave him a grand theft squirt

by gondla man October 8, 2014

Grand Theft Auto

The most overrated series of video games ever, because it allows nerds to look like big, bad, guys to be a criminal who steals shiny cars, kills hookers, and has sex, all in their imagination. Awww! And Hot Cofee is just as overrated, we neeed to let that go too. Critics only like it and inflate all the scores because of the same reason as nerds, it's unique, you are notthe bad guy in real-time shooters. So yeah, please, for the love of god, look past the influence, and see the real falws, GFX suxks, Controls suck, Music is only ok, So who cares about hot cofee, I don't find the girls in that game hot.
Rating: 6.5/10

GTA is sooo overrated.

by Pimp-Slapped Soccer Mother September 14, 2005

Thefter

noun. theft·er
The scum that floats on top of watery diahrrea.

The thefter was surprisingly, and perhaps embarrasingly resistant to flushing at the new years gala.

by Umberto May 7, 2005

identity theft

copying someones style or the way they talk or trying to become friends with all their friends. socially losing your identity and assuming the identity of another.

she completly commited identity theft of my entire life. shes always at my friends house and wearing the same kind of clothes i wear. when we first became friends she used to have her own identity and wear earth tones. now shes just a clone of me.

by richdelrio May 2, 2009

Tefty

winner

by kirk March 19, 2003

Gay theft

When lying about your sexual orientation in order to claim material items for personal gain, which belonged to a recently deceased friend.

In a city which has common-law marriage; two males or females are living as roommates for several years. One of the roommates

passes away without creating a last will and testament. Instead of the deceased's material possessions going to the next closest family member, the
other roommate claims they were lovers and those items were purchased together thereby lying about his/her sexual orientation in order to claim
those items for himself/herself.

Example use: Did you hear? There was another Gay theft committed totaling over $500,000.

by DocStrange1200 May 3, 2010