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Shampoo

John: I’ve got white sticky stuff in my hair
Evan: is it cum

John: NO ITS SHAMPOO
by WilburSoot! September 18, 2023
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Shampooed

When some ones been living under a rock for their whole life
Omg jess your have you been shampooed
by J2hundred July 14, 2021
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Pouring the shampoo

Pouring the shampoo is when you ejaculate on your partner.
I was with this girl, and I was pouring the shampoo all over her!
by Your mother 6969 June 30, 2024
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Samurai Shampoo

When your friend recommended you an Anime classic however you only heard its name once so you dont know how to spell it;

then you Google what you understood but all you get is this half-assed urban dicitionary entry insulting your poor lectioning skills.
Friend: Hey, have you seen Samurai Champloo yet? Youll like it!
You : Google, what's Samurai Shampoo?

*Friend and Google judging you silently*
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Shampoo Mode

Tight camera view. Making sure the people in your teleconference or Zoom can only see your head and shoulders.
Jeffrey Toobin should have kept his webcam in Shampoo Mode during that call. And his unit in his pants.
by Dr Night October 21, 2020
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3andoko shampoo ??

a popular trend in egypt in which you are required to reply with "la m3ndna4"
"3andoko shampoo ?? -la m3ndna4 omal 3ndoko eh?? dbad4eeb?? -ahhh dbad4eeb"
by marshallee April 24, 2021
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Adiorondack Shampoo

introducing your Louisville Slugger to some body's skull
Oh man did you see John pull the adiorondack shampoo on Drake's face?
by Bullitt2845 February 13, 2010
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