rash monkey

1. A monkey born of unknown origins that is fond of crack-like areas. Can lead to painful irritated red areas.

2. the result of larger than normal thighs rubbing angrily against each other

Man that rash monkey is really riding me.
Did you see the size of that rash monkey, she really should apply lotion.

by The Dubber May 28, 2008

reef rash

Abrasion caused by contact with rocks/reef in a surfing accident.

"Dig Bottom's reef rash. He wiped out bad."

by Bottom Ford September 18, 2009

Stache Rash

The inevitable rash one gets after experiencing oral delight from another, possessing an outdated facial pattern called a mustache.

- Hey baby, wanna show me your O face?
- Hell no, the stache rash you gave me last night still hurts.

by youwantmystacherash August 24, 2008

beef rash

The act of elongated sex while in toxicated with no relief.

I whisky dicked this hoe so hard and long last night I gave that bitch beef rash.

SMAJ

by Foreallll August 7, 2016

kook rash

When you ribs hurt from surfing for the first time in a long time. Or if you are just too skinny and don't have much meat on your bones to pad your chest against the board, your ribs start to hurt.

It's been so long since I surfed, I have major kook rash. My ribs are killing me!!!

by avogoofy October 2, 2016

arse rash

A rash between your bumcrack caused by a sweaty arse, loose boxers and excesive walking will also cause Bow leg

man my cheeks are sore i think ive got arse rash

by Robj2502 July 24, 2007

Mango Rash

A horrible rash you get from your mother in childhood. Usually its a scrape caused by too frequent or too ardent kisses to young flesh.

"Did you see Doug's mango rash? I hope his Dad comes home soon".

by raymondallan May 27, 2010