Indian Lettuce

Indian lettuce is a bag or a handful of potato chips.

Meant to relay the stereotype that indigenous people eat poorly.
I mean, I do.
That's gotta count for something.
Right?
Bethany had a sandwich with some Indian lettuce on the side.
by PlanetOceanReturns May 03, 2023
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swamp lettuce

Yo dawg let me chomp on some of that swamp lettuce.
by subdude6869 February 28, 2017
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lettuce flakes

The remnants of iceberg lettuce that remain floating in the toilet after taking a loose, sloppy shit.
Hey Goblin, did you just shit? There's lettuce flakes all over the seat!
by agoblin November 09, 2017
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Blood lettuce

A woman with a kebab like vagina on her period
Oh man I was ramming this blood lettuce last night I was covered in claret!!
by Jerry hatricks November 03, 2019
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Lettuce Gang

A semi cult group in which you make lettuce puns and use lettuce emojis.

Originally created by Loxxz, Dare, and Cupcake. You must be fluent in Chokla to join.
by HalfASoul January 16, 2019
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lettuce chair

Safe word generally used for when he or she puts it in the wrong hole
by Honey mustard February 03, 2020
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