Indian Lettuce

Indian lettuce is a bag or a handful of potato chips.

Meant to relay the stereotype that indigenous people eat poorly.
I mean, I do.
That's gotta count for something.
Right?

Bethany had a sandwich with some Indian lettuce on the side.

by PlanetOceanReturns May 3, 2023

Blood lettuce

A woman with a kebab like vagina on her period

Oh man I was ramming this blood lettuce last night I was covered in claret!!

by Jerry hatricks November 3, 2019

Clettus Lettuce

Alien Lettuce that gets you high as fuck

Yo Ethan gets go eat some Clettus Lettuce

by Tomura May 12, 2022

lettuce boy

The koolest kucumber to ever grace this plane of existence

"It's a lettuce boy"*faints*

by Trump's third buttock February 6, 2017

Chest lettuce

A mans hairy chest

Matt had a lot of chest lettuce.

by Caribbean 40 June 24, 2018

rat lettuce

marajuana laced with estrogen and rat poison

Hey Tommy lets sell John some rat lettuce.

by braddrew September 26, 2011

Turkey lettuce

Turkey lettuce is the language of the gods only the ogs can use it if you use the og Turkey lettuce you will get your cheeks clapped with a side of frys

-Leviathan

*say turkey lettuce in a autistic voice and then do a autistic hand gesture*

by leviathan69 October 3, 2019