Kentucky Road Derby

It is when you shit on a girls stomach and run your penis through it until nice and lubricated then proceed to sexual intercourse

Joe, I totally gave her a kentucky road derby last night it was pretty hot.

by Black sex panther April 29, 2009

Sintral Florida Derby Demons

It is a group of wonderful hot chicks that are part of a flat track derby team based in central Florida.

Hey, did you go see the Sintral Florida Derby Demons' game this weekend?

by D. Pirate March 22, 2009

derby kansas water tower

A threesome with two girls and one guy. The guy is eating out the first girl while the second girl inserts a strap on into the guys anus.

William was pleasantly surprised when he was derby Kansas water towered last night.

by nic7864 February 23, 2023

Coast away - F3 derby

The best away trip out of all newcastle jets games. Usually get a shitload down to the gosford hotel hours before kickoff pretty taking over the hotel getting pissed & singing chants in the pub followed by a march to the ground where at least a flare is let off on the way to the ground. This is usually followed by a couple ejections in the stadium thanks to some over zealous policing. Also is usually a couple drunk push & shoves after the game.

Coast away - F3 derby

"How good was coast away?" (Jets fan 1)

"Fucking amazing, cant wait to do it all again next time" (Jets fan 2)

by NewyJetsfan December 18, 2011

derby day

A day in which Archie, Joe, Ben and Tyler all play each other on Sneefa 20.

Ben: "WHO'S READY FOR FUCKING DERBY DAY BOYS?"
Tyler: "Who"

by benji2004 November 21, 2020

The Jack Searle Derby

Bristol Rovers vs Fleetwood Town
Jack Searle is a HUGE Fleetwood fan
Some of his mates support Bristol Rovers
Jack Searle is goat therefore it must be a derby

1: "Did you see Bristol Rovers got promoted yesterday"

2: "That's brilliant, we've got the Jack Searle derby back for next season"

by Heddo May 10, 2022

The Foreskin Derby

When an adult male wears the foreskin from a circumcision like a fascinator on his penis. Usually done at the end of a Bris held on the same day as the Kentucky Derby. If a group of men do this a mockup of hobby horsing can be done displaying their talents and foreskin attributes.

This year at the Foreskin Derby I won best in show with a cutoff I found next to the dumpster at the children’s hospital!

by Eggsham December 20, 2024