release the cracken

shouted when you see a woman's crotch when she's not wearing underwear with her miniskirt while sitting down.

Inspired by the quote from the movie Clash of the Titans.

"Oh my God! That chick over there is totally flashing her roast beef to the world! RELEASE THE CRACKEN!"

by Mr. Unix May 28, 2008

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Spackle the crackle modackle

The act of putting spackle into one's mouth to hide dental imperfections.

Look at the gap in her teeth. I don't know whether to laugh or fill it with spackle. Hey, Spackle the crackle modackle!!

by me March 28, 2003

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The term given to the writing style of any loosely-cobbled and poorly-researched list article that has been run through an algorithm of bland jokes to ensure that it hits the maximum number of search keywords to attract the lowest common denominator and thereby raise immense advertising revenue for very little effort.

That comedian was terrible. Someone should tell him to quit talking in the Cracked Voice. Only twelve-year-olds think that's funny.

by twenty-seven December 18, 2010

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check the crackers

Code phrase for alerting co-workers of an attractive female that just entered the restaurant. Note: best used when your restaurant actually has crackers.

"Hey Ben, check the crackers please."
"Definatly" *makes motion of slapping a females ass while sodomizing her doggy style*

by Dewster April 7, 2007

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