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by Bucketofwind January 31, 2018

Adam: Dude what's wrong? You look disgusted.
Jerry: I just got hit with chicken wind. And I'm vegan!
Adam: Jerry seriously no one cares that you're vegan.
Jerry: I just got hit with chicken wind. And I'm vegan!
Adam: Jerry seriously no one cares that you're vegan.
by im_jack_h June 17, 2016

goof 1: im sending you out to work the fields
goof 2: wibbity wibbity woaoaaoh
goof 2: and what do you call these
goof 2: WIND MONKEYS
goof 1: wiggaboo wiggers
goof 1: i caught this wigger staring saucy at my mistress
goof 2: wibbity wibbity woaoaaoh
goof 2: and what do you call these
goof 2: WIND MONKEYS
goof 1: wiggaboo wiggers
goof 1: i caught this wigger staring saucy at my mistress
by evanger October 5, 2023

a blanket excuse to offset the blame for any kind of bad throw/kick/whatever in a ball or disc-centric outdoor activity. may even be used indoors.
Person 1: *serves a volleyball. volleyball goes backwards and lands on a roof.*
Person 2: you suck and volleyball and you suck at life! get off da field!
Person 1: the wind took it!
Person 2: you suck and volleyball and you suck at life! get off da field!
Person 1: the wind took it!
by cabbagemonster69 July 29, 2011

It may take longer to reach our destination than we expected due to some dead wind slowing our sailing.
by Ventus Mortum May 23, 2016

You are peeing against the wind (peeing on yourself) Not thinking (being unintelligent).
You are going to be disappointed with the results, bound to be disappointed by the end result (setting yourself up for disappointment) raising your expectations to high.
•Not thinking about the results of your actions.
•Expecting more than someone is willing to offer.
•Not thinking about what your saying, before you say it (being “dumb”).
•Making things more complicated than they need to be.
-Other ways it might be said
•Pissing into the wind
•Pissing against the wind
•Pissing towards the wind
You are going to be disappointed with the results, bound to be disappointed by the end result (setting yourself up for disappointment) raising your expectations to high.
•Not thinking about the results of your actions.
•Expecting more than someone is willing to offer.
•Not thinking about what your saying, before you say it (being “dumb”).
•Making things more complicated than they need to be.
-Other ways it might be said
•Pissing into the wind
•Pissing against the wind
•Pissing towards the wind
•Your pissing in the wind if you think you could beat me in a game of chess.
•If you expect me to show up early for work your pissing in the wind.
•if you think I’m going to get an A+ on my math test you are pissing into the wind.
•You are pissing against the wind if you think your IQ is higher than mine.
•If you expect me to give you a raise you are pissing in the wind.
•If you expect me to show up early for work your pissing in the wind.
•if you think I’m going to get an A+ on my math test you are pissing into the wind.
•You are pissing against the wind if you think your IQ is higher than mine.
•If you expect me to give you a raise you are pissing in the wind.
by ConnorDictionary4Real September 28, 2020

1. The song created by Crush 40 as the main theme of "Sonic and The Black Knight"
2. The name given to Sonic the Hedgehog by Sir Percival
2. The name given to Sonic the Hedgehog by Sir Percival
1. "And I live to rule by the sword
Slashing through the every inch of the power
The power in you
As I sit, as I stand by the table I command
My kingdom
I'm the knight of the wind"
2."Impressive, O Knight of the Wind."
—Percival while fighting Sonic, Sonic and the Black Knight.
Slashing through the every inch of the power
The power in you
As I sit, as I stand by the table I command
My kingdom
I'm the knight of the wind"
2."Impressive, O Knight of the Wind."
—Percival while fighting Sonic, Sonic and the Black Knight.
by Baboiminion May 28, 2021
