Squidward

Someone who doesn't take their job seriously and has a consistently negative attitude. A Squidward just wants to go home and is contemptuous of anything that may delay that for even a second, or force him to do any work beyond the barest of bare minimums.

The assistant manager at Domino's was kind of a Squidward, but at least he let us take plenty of smoke breaks.

by Sadie Enward August 8, 2025

Nazi Squidward

Stephen Miller, ghoulish, lizard looking fascist twatwaffle who works for President Trump. Lopks just lie the Squidward charater from "Spongebob Squarepants." Acts just like a cruel, vicious Nazi toward many urban people. Foments hatred as a profession. He authors the behind the scenes papers that led to children being held in cages, separated from parents in first Trump term. In the second Trump term he has written the policy papers which led to migrants who are of Hispanic origin sent to El Salvador without notice, hearings, or any of the usual American legal protections.

Nazi Squidward just deported my Abuela! She came here LEGALLY!!

by PervasiPervasive DvPervasive D May 5, 2025

Squidward Effect

When in a voice chat or in a game and you laugh so hard you almost lose consciousness.

My friend Todd had the Squidward Effect playing Minecraft.

by Casper! August 21, 2025

The Squidward

When you're standing over your partner, place both your balls on their eyes, and let your schlong hang loose.

"I was doing The Squidward on Quincy's face."

by Levi Spencer January 23, 2021

Squidward Effect

When you almost lose consciousness while playing a online game or in a voice chat.

My friend Todd experienced the Squidward effect while playing Minecraft.

by Casper! August 21, 2025

Dabbing Squidward

A meme of a Squidward dabbing during a holiday parade. The man behind the mask is running for president under, "other" as his candidate checkbox. Fill in dabbing Squidward here.

Oh look, Johnny, it is a dabbing Squidward!

by emster_em December 16, 2019

Fort Squidward

When you're playing Fortnite and some jerkoff starts build-spamming and ends up A) trapping themselves in, or B) falling off.

Guy 1: "Alright guys, boutta get this win.
Guy 2: "What the fuck is that guy doing?"
Guy 1: "Free win, this guy's got a Fort Squidward going on. And there he goes."
*victory message*

by TheAvicado March 27, 2021