Snail Call

This is a call you type out when one of your friends is not in the group chat. You and everyone else in the group chat type SNAIL CALL or a variant of it in hopes that your friend will magically show up during the call. This almost always works and the friend that you wish to see or talk to will show up.

Person 1:no I haven’t texted her today

Person 2: should we do a SNAIL CALL for her?

Person 3: heck yeah we should

Person 1,2 and 3:

SNAIL CALL! SNAIL CALL

Person 4: Ah, I’m here guys. What do y’all want?

by MuLaysPancakes June 17, 2020

Snail's Landing

When a woman sits down on the toilet but didn't realize that the toilet's lid was down.

"I went to sit down on the toilet but I forgot to look to see if the lid was up. The toilet lid made contact with everything. EVERYTHING. It was like a snail's landing upon the toilet seat."

by Halfmoonspectacles July 30, 2017

carpet snail

A racist slur to the Southern Nigerians. The Slur was made after the large amount of the Southern Nigerians Body hair. The correlation of the insult is that their bodies are as furry as a carpet and that they have so much hair it weighs them down, which slows them down to a snail's pace.

You suck at Quickscoping you putrid Carpet Snail!

by Carpet Snail April 19, 2017

snail lamp

The most perfect, amazing, cool, pretty, beautiful, handsome, gorgeous, stunning, swag, poggers, t a l l rat in the world,, really awesome ejjadjej we should get a completo date

Snail lamp my beloved

by notyourgf April 20, 2021

Snail years

The distance a snail can travel in a year .( 31.56km)

Guy 1: how many snail years do you live away from school
Guy 2: what’s a snail year

Guy 1: how long a snail can travel in a year

by D3waffles October 27, 2021

Dirty snail

The name for a child/teenager that leaves a trail crap from tissues to dirty clothes, if its dirty and its constant you got a dirty snail on your hands

If it its dirty than you just got a regular snail.

Annie's such a dirty snail!

Mum:You're always leaving crap around you snail
Kid: But at least I'm not a DIRTY snail.

by StinkStalker October 4, 2014

snail jail

where you go when you fuck up

"You're going to Snail Jail, buckaroo."

by mailksnail October 9, 2016