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not the sharpest knife in the kitchen

Another way to tell somebody is not the brightest person in attendance, or not the sharpest tool in the shed.
- Oh my! Another D in math? This was about addition and subtraction!
- Well, what can we say, ma'am? Your son is not the sharpest knife in the kitchen

- I mean, nobody would mistake the Kardashians for rocket scientist, but the youngest one really takes not being the sharpest knife in the kitchen to another level!

- With her questions about Chicken of the Sea, Jessica Simpson proved the world that she was not the sharpest knife in the kitchen.

- We used to think Sarah Palin wasn't the sharpest knife in the kitchen, but along came Rick Perry to prove us wrong. And that's tough, since none of these GOP candidates now is the sharpest knife in the kitchen!
by el patron himself November 13, 2011
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The Shay Stevens Challenge

To begin the Shay Stevens Challenge you must first purchase 2 packets of Strawberry Eclipse Mints. After you have done this you must eat both packets within a one hour time period. After you have eaten both packets you must wait 3 hours for the full effect of the mints to hit. After the full effect has hit you, you must time how long you can hold in the tsunami of diarrhoea that is being held in your bowls.
I just attempted the Shay Stevens Challenge and my asshole is burning
by Yeah65847 September 5, 2018
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Being Sent to The Shadow Realm

A term typically used while playing fighting/platformer games. This entails being hit off-stage and losing a stock. Unlike "Being Sent to Brazil", this occurrence involves the fighter being sent down at a 90° angle to the floor. The most common occurrence of this is in the Super Smash Bros. franchise, in which one fighter can strike the other using a certain move that spikes the opponent straight down (this is referred to as a "meteor smash" by the creators of the game).
"There's nothing more embarrassing than being sent to The Shadow Realm after talking smack to your opponent, trust me it's a nasty experience."
by Ciamosabi March 20, 2021
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Kiss The Shark

To encounter, by feeling with the penis, a hard shard of feces inside the rectal cavity during anal sex.
I begged my woman for anal for so long, and when she finally gave it, I wound up having to kiss the shark.
by meatholesfan December 16, 2008
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the shaw

the most slimy, putrid, disease carrying vagina that roams the streets of virginia beach, virginia which will one day obliterate the universe with it's vile fluids.
the shaw just swallowed my dick whole!!!!

didn't you fist the shaw?
yeah! there was slime all over my hand afterwards.
by broseph stalin May 16, 2008
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the Shaft

An awesome drink that you can order only in Lake Louise at the B&G (only bar in town). Kahlua, vodka, coffee, cream, sugar.
The Shaft is my favorite drink in the world.

Let's get shafted tonight.
by currentweather October 11, 2012
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The Shatner

the facial expression made famous by pornstars. in which they show there teeth while sucking in air in an attempt to look hot.
o man, this girl was jerking me off yesterday and she did The Shatner
by dogfart69 February 6, 2012
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