hot robbie

To lay a fresh poo in the hands and proceed to masturbate with the poo as lubricant.

I was sitting in the airport bathroom giving myself a hot robbie

by Goods and Wares May 15, 2006

robbie's beard

A small, furry creature. Usually goes unwashed from the time it sprouts untill the day it dies. Can usually be found hiding on the underside of a chin. Several of these beards have become very infamouse... in one case staring its own blogring.

"Holy shit Tom! What is that thing eating Robbie's head."
-Mick
"Oh, that's just Robbie's beard."
-Tom

by Chuck Motherfucking Norris August 28, 2008

robby joke

a) a joke that is only funny to the one who is telling it.
b) jokes that cause akward silence, until someone says that it was a robby joke, causing laughter.
c) humorous statement that has bad timing causing everyone to look around at each other to see if anyone finds humor in what was just said.

Steve: dude, emily, your mom is so hot.
Kevin: she is hotter than hot pockets out of the microwave! hahahahahaha
Steve: ...dude, no robby jokes. those are gay.

by pancreatic_cancer March 22, 2009

Pullin' a Robby

When a male party-goer waits until females at the party are drunk to make his move, especially when the other males are too intoxicated to realize what is happening

Friend 1:"Yo I heard you were pullin' a robby Last night"

Friend 2:"Yea, and the drunk bitties made me make out with Frank"

by plarkz December 17, 2008

Robbie Williams

PHWOAR~! Only the sexiest man alive~! Age 33 (as of 13th Feb 2007) and absolutely gorgey~! Songs of his that spring to mind include.. SEXED UP, COME UNDONE, FEEL, SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL... etc.

Me to Robbie Williams:

Come Undone and let me Feel Something Beautiful, Rob...

I'm so Sexed Up, and i'll have No Regrets, if you Let Me Entertain You tonight, Angel... I'll make you a Better Man.

by EMMLEE December 12, 2008

Robbie and Oliver

the best couple on the planet. they are awesome and love each other very much.

robbie: i love you oliver
oliver: i love you too

girl: wow robbie and oliver are the best couple ever.

by mushy.mushr00m February 15, 2022

Robbie Noise

A moaning warble of anguish and self loathing that is often used in the Southern Louisiana gay sex community to communicate a feeling of frustration or discomfort.

"Were you slaughtering an asthmatic walrus in your bedroom last night?" "No, that was just the bank IT guy I brought home last night making Robbie noises. It did not go well."

by Kangaroo Ninja April 28, 2023