queef

when a women blows air out of her vagina
"hey Jonie did you queef, because if you did it smells like fish"
by alex brownie January 29, 2008
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Queef

the action of laying on your back, and flinging your legs up so air is sucked into your vagina, allowing a vaccuum sort of farting/sucking sound to be released.
by Anonymous June 11, 2002
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an anal explosion of air that leaves a gaping hole in your vag and underwear causing shit to just pour out. can "blow" things away. such as leaves, people, ground, etc. you can practically blow anything away. Or you could use it as a jet-pack aka a queef-pack
Her queef was powerful
She just had an atomic queef
It was queeftastic
and your gay for reading this ;{D
by vaginaloverlicker November 13, 2010
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Queef

(Noun) "Is that a queef i just heard?"
(Verb) "One is about to queef"
by Hammertime August 20, 2002
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queef

what slutty people do when they have sex
it's a fart from the vagina LOLZ
rachel s. is a queefer
by cooliox0xo0 January 14, 2007
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queef

A gasous waste that comes from the vagina. If inhaled by a male creature, small infants with vaginas for faces may explode from the males gonads. This act can be known as queef rapid reproduction or QRR. Chemicals from queefs often cause mutations into child ninjas if given at birth. Side effects include cornicopias sprouting from the nose during thanksgiving.
Queefs are pretty gross, but pretty freakin awesome.
by skaaaadoooshhh July 08, 2011
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queef

!. A vaginal explosion of gas.
2. The act of letting off a queef
Get out of her way, she's gonna have a queef!
I'm gonna queef
by djubjub February 11, 2004
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