A mystical creature that has 8 moving appendages that may look askew, but wants nothing more than to love you. Likely not inebriated but sweet enough to be made of macaroons.
"So _______ and I were getting really excited one night and we started to take off each other's clothes, that is when I realized he was a Drunk octopus that wants to love you!"
girl: Hey _______, come over here...
drunk octopus that wants to love you: okay... (wiggles ears.... licks lips... wiggles nose... walks over to girl, takes off her clothes... wiggles 8th appendage)
girl: Hey _______, come over here...
drunk octopus that wants to love you: okay... (wiggles ears.... licks lips... wiggles nose... walks over to girl, takes off her clothes... wiggles 8th appendage)
by Not-a-lucks October 13, 2011
Get the Drunk octopus that wants to love youmug. by boo&brasen March 7, 2011
Get the Fade The Octopusmug. 1. A sexual act where one recipient gets cummed on by 8 guys simultaneously.
2. When you bust a nut in the water and it floats around like an octopus.
2. When you bust a nut in the water and it floats around like an octopus.
by dLFN98 December 27, 2018
Get the Cum octopusmug. by Ur mom is behind u turn around January 9, 2020
Get the Octopusmug. An over powered creature that has many limbs and seems to be the god/goddess of ink and beating up squid.
"Did you see that Octopus on the TV?!" Jakee exclaimed to Jamee
"OMG, yeah! It was crazy, I can't believe something that killed that big of a squid!"Jamee stated
"OMG, yeah! It was crazy, I can't believe something that killed that big of a squid!"Jamee stated
by ThisUserLikesWatt-Pad December 7, 2020
Get the Octopusmug. Just another one of Australia’s creatures that can fucking kill you. Small octopus with noticeable blue rings, harboring in the Western Pacific Ocean. It’s small frame contains a neurotoxin that will send you to meet Jesus. Not can, will.
by Kahjite October 22, 2024
Get the Blue Ringed Octopusmug. by Blackercracker December 4, 2024
Get the Sad octopusmug.