flop lag

A phrase used to describe the occurance in hold 'em style poker in which the cards on the flop match perfectly to the two cards held in your hand during the previous deal.

I experienced flop lag over and over again during last nights game. I had big slick, ace-king in the first hand and the dealer flopped a pair of aces and a king in the second hand.

by buymeflowers November 10, 2005

wiener flop

When a male jumps off the diving board wiener first and the force rips off his penis

When the boy attempted the wiener flop his penis ripped of and they had to evacuate the pool

by Tylershmid6969 November 22, 2014

Flop Crotch

When you walk on the beach in flip flops and they kick sand up into your crotch. the resulting sand that gets stuck in and around the crotchal area gives you flop crotch.

"Ugh, on the walk back from the beach I got some total flop crotch."

by Lou Miles July 24, 2009

flopping the bishop

Beating it, masterbating, spanking it, jerking off, crankin one out, wanking off, waxing the wand, stroking the snake.

"My mom walked in as I was flopping the bishop."

by G 40 June 27, 2008

Flop-light

A flashlight held between your teeth while you are flopping.

I need batteries for my flop-light.

by Bacita Mae Jenkins August 27, 2019

flop hug

The act of falling into a hug lazily or tiredly, but enjoying the hug none the less

person - *flop hug*
person2 - lol awww

by ALish April 22, 2008

klopp-flop

A term used when something / someone behaves less than satisfactory / a plan goes wrong / any Liverpool FC related failure
To "Klop-Flop" - is to admit failure / unsatisfactory result of task / be part of an unmitigated disaster

Liverpool's loss to Wolves is nothing short of an unmitigated Klopp-Flop

by Rooster78 January 29, 2017