Rage Fap

When you get pissed off at something so much that masturbating is the only way to relieve the intense anger.
"Dude I failed a test I'm gonna' go rage fap."

"Fuck this. I don't want to argue with you, I just need to rage fap."
by A-Dawg Halvie October 02, 2010
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Angry Fap

Going through an emotionally taxing day leaving one feeling hateful and mad. At the end of the day, having a masturbating session. Usually the content viewed during the fap involves fetish pron such as goth, latex, bondage, SM and other bizarre forms of pornography. The angry-fapper does not necessarily have to be an lover of these fetishes, but is driven to look at them because of his/her consternation and furiousness. Some angry-fappers choose to accompany their session with hardcore death/black/gothic metal.
OOOOHHH....Fucking Gianni stole my Dr. Pepper! I'm gonna home and angry fap to Dir en Grey.
by Silverant April 15, 2006
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Fap Guilt

The feeling of depression after masturbating to a certain person (e.g. a hot friend, celebrity idol, etc.). Can also apply to females.
I got fap guilt after wanking to my friend's sister.
by wantanabewasabi April 14, 2011
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Fap Bastard

A person who was unintentionally conceived through masturbatory semen.
Fuck off Mike. Your mother sat on a pile of cum on a toilet seat at a barn party back in '92 which consequently produced you. You're just a filthy fap bastard.
by JamieB123 November 01, 2014
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fap and lazy

derived from the term "fat and lazy." when one person spends their friday night sitting in their basement fapping and playing minecraft instead of going to a football game with all of their friends.
grahams so fap and lazy.
by yathatsrightbro October 22, 2011
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Fap Salad

The act of ejaculating on your salad for a nice dressing to give to your loved one or spouse. Makes a good side for a meal!
"Hey Jenny what do u have for lunch?"
"Henry made me a big bowl of fap salad!"
by Dick Thieman December 24, 2012
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Fap block

Stopping a person from masturbating, when they either want to or were in the middle of the act, by simply being present. Similar to a cock block.
Guy 1: "Dude I caught my brother with his pants down looking at his desktop... It was weird"
Guy 2: "Aww man, not cool, you totally fap blocked him."
by rcMeta January 15, 2012
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