When you get pissed off at something so much that masturbating is the only way to relieve the intense anger.
"Dude I failed a test I'm gonna' go rage fap."
"Fuck this. I don't want to argue with you, I just need to rage fap."
"Fuck this. I don't want to argue with you, I just need to rage fap."
by A-Dawg Halvie October 02, 2010
Going through an emotionally taxing day leaving one feeling hateful and mad. At the end of the day, having a masturbating session. Usually the content viewed during the fap involves fetish pron such as goth, latex, bondage, SM and other bizarre forms of pornography. The angry-fapper does not necessarily have to be an lover of these fetishes, but is driven to look at them because of his/her consternation and furiousness. Some angry-fappers choose to accompany their session with hardcore death/black/gothic metal.
by Silverant April 15, 2006
The feeling of depression after masturbating to a certain person (e.g. a hot friend, celebrity idol, etc.). Can also apply to females.
by wantanabewasabi April 14, 2011
Fuck off Mike. Your mother sat on a pile of cum on a toilet seat at a barn party back in '92 which consequently produced you. You're just a filthy fap bastard.
by JamieB123 November 01, 2014
derived from the term "fat and lazy." when one person spends their friday night sitting in their basement fapping and playing minecraft instead of going to a football game with all of their friends.
grahams so fap and lazy.
by yathatsrightbro October 22, 2011
The act of ejaculating on your salad for a nice dressing to give to your loved one or spouse. Makes a good side for a meal!
by Dick Thieman December 24, 2012
Stopping a person from masturbating, when they either want to or were in the middle of the act, by simply being present. Similar to a cock block.
Guy 1: "Dude I caught my brother with his pants down looking at his desktop... It was weird"
Guy 2: "Aww man, not cool, you totally fap blocked him."
Guy 2: "Aww man, not cool, you totally fap blocked him."
by rcMeta January 15, 2012