texterrogation

When someone texts a massive amount of questions and expects or demands answers. If they were present, you could almost expect to face interrogation techniques like good cop/bad cop or waterboarding.

“Hang on, my mom is in a full on texterrogation about where we were last night, who was there, what we did, etc.”

by Bendoug January 30, 2019

Texterciser

A person who monopolizes a gym machine texting or exercising their fingers rather than physically exercising.

The gym is a waste of time when you are a texterciser.

by Pacergirl August 1, 2019

textentions

Intentions of a text message. Text messages cannot express mood and the intentions are frequently misunderstood.

I was trying to be funny in a text message to my friend and she misunderstood my textentions.

by kenbru April 6, 2021

Texten

Short, loves to watch cows eat, and can't get rid of his mullet.

"Hi I'm Texten" - Texten
"Shut the frick up short as midget" - Harold
"I like cow" - Texten

by Texten August 23, 2021

textemplary

Not abbreviated, but excellent in spelling and grammar in messages and in emails.

Tabitha has textemplary goals as a professional while communicating with superiors, peers, and subordinates, Thank you

by ZenDevco October 4, 2022

Multi Texter

Someone who can hold a texting conversation while doing some other kind of task

"I was doing my homework, going to the bathroom, and feeding my dog at the same time."
"Woah, you're such a good multi texter."

by toto hoho May 20, 2009

Road Texter

A person who walks straight into the road whilst texting, safe in the knowledge that his/her mobile phone generates a force-field that will protect them from cycle couriers going about their business.

I was cycling down Regent Street yesterday, when this Road Texter stepped out in front of me and nearly knocked me off my bike.

by Cycle Courier August 10, 2010