tennis boat

something arthur morgan says when he dies in low honor ending rdr2 by dying from micah bell

micah: damn you
arthur: TENNIS BOAT

by baysil September 8, 2023

Soft tennis

It's when a man uses his penis to gently hit the balls of his partner gently and steadily increasing the strength of his hits

1:Yo why is Joe walking so weird

2:we played soft tennis yesterday and it got pretty intense

by Nya-nya October 20, 2019

Tennis Simp

A tennis player who has no values of his own and puts women on a high pedestal. Sycophantic behavior for said women, and often through clandestine meetings, will achieve homewrecker status as a Mr. Steal Your Girl

Man, that tennis simp is at it again, he won’t let others join hit, and is slated to break her marriage!

by Principator December 29, 2020

Tennis bal

Tennis ball but better as its a bal

"Do you have a tennis bal ?"

by carnforthman January 10, 2022

tennis-tard

An individual that engages in 'special event' competition, but under false pretense, without injury, incapacity or disability.

Holy shit! Did you see the end of that match? The fuckin' winner--midget, paraplegic hopped outta his wheelchair, high fived his partner and JUMPED over the net after securing victory against that other dude with the spit cup, cervical collar and adult diaper. It was truely magical.
UMMM, NOPE. That guy is a tennis-tard; he may be mentally challenged, but he's not stupid!

by YAWA April 10, 2022

Bitch Tennis

Badminton.

Guy 1: Wanna play Badminton?

Guy 2: You mean Bitch Tennis?

by MCRainbowSupernova8196 April 13, 2022

burp tennis

a very fun and at times strenuous game where the two competitors engage in a tennis match but with imaginary rackets and they use a burp as the ball.

"hey henry how about a round of burp tennis?"
"sure hilsie, BURP!"
"BAHHHHHHHHHHH"

by guillotinequeen February 23, 2009