Textiquette

A code that governs the expectations of social mobil texting behavior. Keeping in contact and responding in the same electronic communication form. IE: text/text, email/email, phone/phone, smoke signal/ smoke etc.

It was poor textiquette for Me to call Will directly after he had just texted me that there was surf. I should have texted him back and not broken the textiquette chain but, some times it takes so much longer to type then talk. M

by Raffo December 11, 2007

half-hour clock technique

noun: a clock-watching form of procrastination, in which the procrastinator schedules the "start time" of a dreaded task based on the next "half-hour" mark of the clock. For example, if the clock reads "1:35", a procrastinator employing the half-hour clock technique will start the task when the clock strikes "2:00", usually filling in this time gap with activities such as web surfing and masturbation. The technique is popular amongst perfectionists, numerologists, the obsessive compulsive and unemployed spectrum of procrastinators.

Hey, it's 4:47. Did you finish writing that cover letter?

Actually I did not. I was waiting till 5:00 to start. I'm using the half-hour clock technique.

by 77jim April 8, 2011

panda style technique

A type of fighting style when you connect both hands Infront of you and move them rapidly up and down

Is timur using the panda style technique on that kid?

Yea man! How could he do that?

by The 0perator March 8, 2017

No Shirt Technique

The art of bagging any chick on the planet by simply cruising out of the bathroom after all party participants have left, with no shirt. Clearly there must be 1 chick left, but her vulnerability is enhanced by her solitude. Few wonem can resist the no shirt technique when applied correctly.

Dude, did he bag that unstable heffer last night in the basement?" "Are you kidding, he busted out the no shirt technique, of course he got the hole." "That shit is too powerful, he better be careful." "He's batting a thousand with the NST.

by Crack-a-lackin' June 14, 2011

propaganda techniques

what your school teaches you.

all that bullshit i heard in class today is propaganda techniques.

by Anonymous September 5, 2003

Technique

Doing a poo with feet up either on bath or toilet seat.

Al: I'm texting you whilst doing the technique.

by charl init April 20, 2011

techniqueer

the kid that sits behind you in algebra with a graphing calculator that he's reprogrammed 4 different times throughout the hour so he can play diddy kong racing in 3D.

Lyle: Woah chris, check out this new version of windows i just wrote!
Mike: hey Lyle, shut the hell up. you're a fucking techniqueer if I ever knew one.

by Mic 1.0 April 11, 2007