Technion

torture place in the north of Israel. Invite student to sign in with the lie: "Tech University for engineering". All the poor men (and some poor women) suffer every day Home Works that can't be finished and exams which can't be solved. a large big wide penis in the middle of the campus, also known as "The Obalisk" or "The dick of Ulman"

"Dude! I would like to drink a beer with you, but i've got a lot of works to do!"
"fuck the Technion!"

by e^(i*pi)+1=0 February 4, 2010

The Cum Sock Technique

The Cum Sock Technique is a sex move where the male participant has to sexually interact with ones partner so hard they become unconscious, then proceed ejaculate into said partner and to finish it off, put an empty bag over their head and throw them out the window.

Dave: "so I did The Cum Sock Technique to Stacy last night, most fun in years"

by Malicious_Buckles October 16, 2019

Technically

When used at the beginning of a sentence, this word is a variety of the 'filler' word basically. Another direct replacement for technically is essentially. Maybe the speaker sees his or her own bad speech patterns and recycles these three words while speaking. Filler words add absolutely nothing to the sentence being spoken. Other filler words include like, just, and stuff and y'know, but they tend to be in the middle of or at the end of a sentence. Filler words are rarely used in writing and are part of acquired speech habits.

Technically, the knee bone is connected to the thigh bone.
Why not say... The knee bone is connected to the thigh bone.

by Exit Ramp June 20, 2004

doorknob technique

When fisting a girl fully submerge fist up to your wrist into the vagina.Extend fingers and proceed to turn the imaginary doorknob. The proper application of this technique will make a "boot stuck in the mud sound".

I introduced K love to the doorknob technique I think she's my soul mate.

by Dan R. October 10, 2007

technochocolate

Ancient and mystical delicacy favored by the Aztecs, claimed by Strong Bad to sound a-prettypretty good. Known to induce lightswitch-raves.

"I'm gonna go find me some of that Technochocolate. It sounds a-prettypretty good."

by Wubbzy February 10, 2004

Technical Death Metal

Often used interchangeably with progressive death metal, technical death metal (or simply "tech death") is a subgenre of brutal death metal that emphasizes complexity. It can be influenced by jazz or classical music. Some tech death metal bands have incorporated psychedelia, Aboriginal music, Mediterranean modes, and even symphonic elements into their music.

Decapitated is one of the most prominent technical death metal acts.

by Jesus Christ, Peace Be Upon Me September 17, 2011

technically

The word that the dull kid uses to try to sound smart.

Retard: "Well technically I didn't punch you, it was my arm"
Literally everybody: "OMG STFU"

by Kitolada March 28, 2020